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How to Cut the Sleeves off your T Shirt
 
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People kept asking, so here is how to cut the sleeves off your tshirt MAXNOSLEEVES TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Please subscribe to my channel! New Funderful Videos EVERY TUESDAY http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax (that one's real - somebody else set up a fake one how WEIRD is that) Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/ If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403
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What Your Drink Says About You
 
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Full Disclosure... I drank a bunch of these in the name of "research" IN TERMS OF DRINKS Sam Samuel Adams Lager is a Boston beer that i love. Redbull Vodka gets me fucking insane crazy and blacks me out faster than anything. Whiskey in a Copita nosing glass is clearly the best drink of all time according to richard patterson, and as long as you throw it out. My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I used to do MAD MAX Jager Bombs one time i was in a bar called the Harp and the bartender gave me a snifter glass of red bull and a fancy shot glass of jager, then poured the jager into the energy redbull and just slid the concoction over to me like go ahead bro. Andre seems like the best idea until you drink it and wake up the next day like why is there a marching band in my skull. I never really drink Vodka Soda.. i thought it was kindof a white girl drink? But then my Bartender friend told me when he wants to get really really bombed that's his go to. I went to a girl's birthday party in college and she was drinking Long Island iced tea all night and then puked on the floor. Michelob Ultra tastes like water plus its a great can to crush. Screwdriver was the first drink i ever had. PBR aka Pabst Blue Ribbon is such a hipster beer... too bad it's not bad. I love drinking Margarita because usually that means i'm also getting a butt load of mexican food (see what i did there? Mexican food... Butt... it's a poop joke people). Straight Whiskey is nice. I can't get over how artistic some of these Cosmo Cosmopolitans people drink can be. Fucking Rose Lemon Lemoncello Peanut butter Peach Schnapps Sangria.. it's out of control. I'm so fucking impressed. I love Captain Morgan and all he's done for me. Old Fashioned is a good cocktail, Manhattans are like a spicy Old Fashioned i'm told Heineken and Heineken light are delicious, but something about those green bottles makes me a little iffy. Tequila Shots just get the fucking night going. Gin and Tonic, Gin and Juice, anything with Gin really makes me feel like a 1920s news reporter (http://youtu.be/UZTGJKnwIu8 go PATRIOTS) The only people I know that drink Chardonnay are just the funniest ladies on the planet. Jack & Coke is great to say, but I don't really like soda. Martini just looks pretty. Wine Spritzer makes me think of Ned Flanders (auf Deutsch? http://youtu.be/3y1e5NzxvnA) AAAAnd cranberry vodka is such a pretty drink. It just owns. Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Facebook http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/ If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403
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Draw My Life I MaxNoSleeves
 
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Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/maxnosleeves?sub_confirmation=1 New Funderful Videos EVERY TUESDAY Easily one of the hardest videos i've had to make. My Love to you all. Yes, that was a real drawing of my family those are all based off real people. Dear everyone in my family: don't try to identify yourself, you'll just be insulted and mad at me but i can't draw so sorry. I seriously lived in Kunming, China. I also lived in Vienna. Go internet? I dunno. TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com MaxNoSleeves Videos: http://youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: http://twitter.com/maxnosleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/nosleevesmax Instagram: @max_nosleeves
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What Guys Think About While Grocery Shopping
 
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This is all probably just me. I always go grocery shopping when I'm hungry.. which is the stupidest thing you can do because you just buy anything and everything. I didn't want to brag, but I actually did use the force to open that automatic door. I'm a Jedi, no big deal. I always think I need a basket... then I end up having to trade it in for a cart. My roommate in college and I used to go grocery shopping together and literally every item we would see he would go "Does this have protein? I need my Prot" Eggs, Milk, Lemons, grapefruit, everything. There were Condoms next to the liquor aisle... fuckin complimentary products (economics)... Everybody knows the best food on earth is sandwiches. I know it's January but I didn't really need snowman noses because Oh wait there's no snow in LA. That's actually very true -- the liquor aisle is so exciting! It just has so many opportunities for aggressive expansion. Orange Juice - do i need pulp? I always have this weird inner struggle... Am i a pulp guy? I'd like to think that I am. Problem is pulp doesnt mix well with vodka. So I usually have to go pulp-free just for flexibility. "Milk is for babies.. when you grow up you have to drink beer." Words to live by -- direct quote from Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron http://youtu.be/SoBFUTCEJzY "STEAK? Money's too tight for steak... STEAK? Ehh Sure, Steak." If you don't know this one, then I can't do nothing for ya -- it's a Homer Simpson. http://youtu.be/nVx_K0M5oSE Diarrhea Pockets is from the one and only JIM GAFFIGAN and I say it every time I see a box of Hot Pockets. http://youtu.be/N-i9GXbptog I know what you are and I know what you're not. You're no fucking delivery aka COP - from Dignam mark wahlberg in the Departed. http://youtu.be/NLnDjoQISAM Pepper in german is Pfeffer... but I forgot to include that clip. I don't fucking get salad at all, let alone Spinach let alone BABY Spinach? I mean it worked for Popeye I guess but not brutus or olive Oil... or wait maybe it did? My buddy is allergic to Peanuts and he calls peanut butter ... you guessed it... penis butter. Still cracks me up. Ok i better move on. Cheese, Chili, Beans, Hummus, Chili Dogs... you're in for a farty night. True story I brought home Lamb instead of hamburger meat with my hamburger helper and didn't realize it... I had Lamburger Helper it was pretty good. How the fuck is a salad spicy I can never convert Oz to Lb to Liter to Gallon. Bulbasaur Bulba Bulba. Sorry Carmello Anthony but the Honey Nut Cheerios thing is just too funny and I am a Celtics fan so I have to side with Kevin Garnett. I HATE when Someone is standing in front of what i need.. like what do you do? You just get close to them and pretend to be looking at something next to what you really want and then finally he moves and its like ok now i can get it. I am a master at drifting on a shopping cart. I always get confused on the express lane.. do multiple tunafish cans count as one item or 30? Oh the guy in front of me is using a check fantastic? Self-checkout feels like it's the fuckin matrix? I've never in my life not taken all the bags in one trip. The worst part of getting all that good food is that you stop at a fast food place on the way home. So stupid. Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Facebook http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/ If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403
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Just Girly Things
 
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Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/maxnosleeves?sub_confirmation=1 New Funderful Videos EVERY TUESDAY If you're not screenshotting the fuck out of this video then i dont know what to do for you TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com MaxNoSleeves Videos: http://youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: http://twitter.com/maxnosleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/nosleevesmax Instagram: @max_nosleeves
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9 Ways to Get out of School
 
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Please subscribe to my channel! New Funderful Videos EVERY TUESDAY http://www.youtube.com/user/maxnosleeves?sub_confirmation=1 TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com MaxNoSleeves Videos: http://youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: http://twitter.com/maxnosleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/nosleevesmax Instagram: @max_nosleeves If anybody gets the joke at the end with the asian at school i'll give you a kiss
Views: 147829 MaxNoSleeves
Jenna Sings Forever
 
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Jenna was getting ready and I secretly recorded her singing Chris Brown's Forever. Her lyrics are off the chain. My name is Max and I'll upload some more videos asap Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves http://www.youtube.com/maxnosleeves Facebook http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/ If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403
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Expectation vs Reality
 
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Since everyone is asking where to send my birthday presents: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403 So Yea expectations can be a little off sometimes. My Breakdowns 1) Playing Poker - I always think it's going to be so fucking easy and then I realize I can't see their cards, or the percentages automatically.. and i lose my pants. 2) Working Out - It always starts with doing some exotic exercise and ends with me scarfing mcdonalds 3) Eating Right - i love apples 4) Studying - i used to HATE how i would literally highlight every fucking word on a page. Or when I was taking notes I look down and realize I basically transcribed the book onto my notebook only i couldn't read my own handwriting. 5) Sleeping - People think they sleep so pretty and for the most part they're right. I am a disaster sleeper. I drool. 6) Drunk Max - I figured this would be overkill so i didn't include, but fyi the biggest difference between sober max and drunk max is i giggle a lot more. 7) Fridge - was going to have a fridge full of food and then one with nothing but mice.. but then i didnt have any food to do it.. ironic... oh well Next time. 8) Reaching for the Remote / Using the Force - LET ME TELL YOU that handstand was a lot harder than I thought it would be. 9) Sending a Funny Text -- hahhaaha... LOL... - I always stone-face type LOL and then i hate myself. 10) My Jizz Face - I'm sorry mom 11) Drinking Vodka - The Diddy Ciroc commercial cracks me up because they are so fucking smooth and whenever i drink vodka i'm a train wreck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn88icJ2z2c 12) Waking UP - If i can make it out the door without an impromptu nap, i'm in good shape. 13) Receiving Presents - No joke my parents got me glue one year for my birthday. Glue sticks, rubber cement, elmer's, and a glue gun. I was like haha haha no seriously where are my real presents? 14) Mail - I LOVE getting mail 15) Laundry - If you can see a pile of warm clean laundry and not sleep in it, then you're clearly a demigod. 16) Party - but at the time it seems like you're ripping it with prince 17) Fast Food - no matter what its still good 18) Hailing a Cab - ive never been able to get a cab ever. it's weak 19) Something else I forget 20) Gambling - everybody's got a great "oMG I WON SO MUCH" story.. but i have to think a lot of people are losing money fast 21) Selfie - i JUST found out that taking a picture of yourself is called a "selfie" 22) Checking out Opposite Sex - it never looks right 23) Winning Fantasy Football! - I fucking got 4th place. Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Facebook http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/
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Girl Logic vs Guy Logic
 
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TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Please subscribe to my channel! New Funderful Videos EVERY TUESDAY http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... MaxNoSleeves Videos: http://youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: http://twitter.com/maxnosleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/nosleevesmax Instagram: @max_nosleeves THOR
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New Year's Resolutions
 
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NEW VIDEO: New Years Resolutions So yea first week of January time to see if you've been keeping up with your resolutions. Statistically only 8% of people actually keep the resolutions they make but I bet we can get that number up to 9%. Eating healthy lately to me means pizza and working out lately means drinking beers. I def hit myself in the face with doors more than i'd like to admit and I pretty much only read comics these days. If anybody's wondering, that was a Starhawk reference, awesome ps3 game that is too funny. I have this Nike watch that lights up and people slap my wrist to see what time it is which is awesome except when i'm holding a beer. Full disclosure, i get stuck in the Batman voice a lot more than i'd like to admit. TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves http://www.youtube.com/maxnosleeves Facebook http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/ If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403
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I Am Technology Dependent
 
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This video is about just how technologically deficient, dependent, etc I am and how I need technology for literally everything. I feel bad about it.. but then again maybe I don't. Also I'm still updating stuff like the tags and the TITLE so if you have any suggestions please let me know Also I'm pretty sure it's "Dependent" with 3 E's not 2 E's and an A but if I'm off just tell me Thanks so much love max Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com http://www.youtube.com/maxnosleeves Facebook http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/ If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403
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Bullsh*t Challenge ft. SassiBob
 
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Sass Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt0mgyZiWAo&feature=share&list=UUn_5GhTJXWOTVPbiFzksEDA Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/maxnosleeves?sub_confirmation=1 New Funderful Videos EVERY TUESDAY SassiBob YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/SassiBoB Twitter: https://twitter.com/SassiBoB Tumblr: http://stevieboebi.tumblr.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/sassibobtv Instagram: http://instagram.com/sassibob MaxNoSleeves Videos: http://youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: http://twitter.com/maxnosleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/nosleevesmax Instagram: @max_nosleeves TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com
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Max Challenge: Blindfold Taste Test / Habanero Challenge
 
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Please subscribe to my channel! New Videos EVERY TUESDAY http://www.youtube.com/user/maxnosleeves?sub_confirmation=1 I did NOT think he was going Habanero. My mistake TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com MaxNoSleeves Videos: http://youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: http://twitter.com/maxnosleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/nosleevesmax Instagram: @max_nosleeves
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Max Challenge: Baby Food Challenge
 
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TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com The Babyfood Challenge! It was awful. Spoiler! Chicken Noodle Dinner will crush you. Thanks to my friend Jon for helping Michael Caine: http://youtu.be/efHCdKb5UWc Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves http://www.youtube.com/maxnosleeves Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Twitter: ‪http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves‬ Instagram: @Max_NoSleeves Tumblr: ‪http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/‬ If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403
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Scumbag Brain
 
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TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves Twitter: ‪http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves Tumblr: ‪http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/ If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403 Scumbag Brain is one of my favorite Meme's http://www.quickmeme.com/Scumbag-Brain/ My personal brain... ...in the Car - What if I just drive off this cliff - OH did you lock your keys in the car - Someone stole my car!!! FUCK I better call the police JK - 10 points if you just drill that guy on the bicycle - Oh a cop! Just scream PIG ... in Bed Sleeping - Did we ever find that huge spider? - Why don't you just fall asleep? Pussy. You're going to be so tired tomorrow - Did you remember to [do something life/death] - Did you ever finish your homework? Wait I'm not in college ...in the Kitchen - You definitely want to eat that ... why did you eat that? - Ooo that food is hot... better throw it in your mouth - What does bleach taste like - Why don't you just stab your hand? You won't - Just eat the glass. EAT IT - Drink Candle. It's Yankee ...on the Couch - I hate this movie... lets watch the whole thing twice - I bet you can just dunk your iphone in soda - What's the capital of Mexico? Penis City - Falling asleep on couch -- wide awake in bed EVERYTIME ...in the Bathroom - Brushed teeth... now guess what you're hungry ... Outside - Hey remember monsters? - Can't you just lean forward more?
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I am Not a Morning Person ... Worst Ever
 
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TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Please subscribe to my channel! New Videos Every Tuesday http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves http://www.youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: ‪http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves‬ Tumblr: ‪http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/‬ If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403 I'm just not a morning person man I feel like a zombie but like a dumb, moron zombie. Like a zombie that's a little more brain dead then your average walker. I can't handle normal everyday stuff whether it's in the bathroom, getting dressed, or getting breakfast. I'll get into the shower with clothes on, I'll forget how to brush my teeth, I'll forget how to even take a shower. Everything becomes a mystery broken into a jigsaw puzzle wrapped in a conundrum hidden in a chinese boz. Raisins. I don't do much with my hair but sometimes it feels like my hair tricks me. I'll put my pants on backwards or my shirt on as pants. Talking about Breakfast? Fuckin forget about it. I couldn't figure out breakfast if I had a game genie cheat cartridge. Insider Tip -- keep your milk away from your tequila booze, and your cereal Cheerios away from your Dorritos chips. Toast. Then I run out the door and I'm so rushed I forget pretty much everything -- keys, wallet, phone, shoes, clothes... it's brutal. I think coffee might help but it never does. The worst is when I completely miss the mark and think it's Monday when it's really Saturday.
Views: 487429 MaxNoSleeves
I Love Hate / Facebook
 
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TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves http://www.youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: ‪http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves‬ Tumblr: ‪http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/‬ oh and DUH like my facebook page! haha http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403 So this is Facebook... History First it was cool (2004) Then they let high school kids in (2006) Then it got a little weird (2007) Then they had Like button which was cool until you realized you were an unwitting advertising vehicle and data mule making facebook even more fucking money advertiser, making facebook even richer (2009) Then they made the social network with Jesse what'shisname and new spiderman (2010) Then everyone's mom joined (2011) Then Zuckerberg took all our private shit and blackmailed everyone until he took over the world ... oh wait that hasn't happened yet (2015) Birthdays I forget birthdays like a motherfucker. TMI Filing Divorce Papers YOLO STD Test results prove it! I'm not a HO Man this Diarrhea gets in the way of my masturbating Has anyone seen my diaphragm? Inappropriate Cry me a river Ominous cryptic phrases SINGLE! Yolo Spotify Bruno Mars Farmville Mafia Wars NO Sadly, 97% of Facebook users won't share, like, or repost this. In 1964 a brilliant young scientist attempted a science experiment that went haywire, with the resulting explosion severely scarring the young man's face. After being unfairly expelled from Empire State University, dedicated his life to bettering our world using his vast knowledge of mathematics, mechanical engineering, physiology and spirituality. He didn't have to, but he did. Share, Like or Repost this if you are one of the 3% who is not ashamed to say, "Thank you Doctor Doom." Petition Share this if... Repost this! You could win an iPad FRIEND SUGGESTIONS RELATIONSHIP Pasta, movie, and vino -- perfect Date night with my boo!!! (but not until I post about it on facebook) Date night with my girls!!! Back on the prowl ladies Don't even act like I never meant anything to you. Yes I'm single and you're going to have to be AMAZING to change that Waiting for a real man / love of my Life Who does these chumps at the bar think they are? Overused Quotes -- Here are some overused quotes and their translations You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,Love like you'll never be hurt,Sing like there's nobody listening,And live like it's heaven on earth. Or Jerk Off like nobody's home. Comment like there aren't any trolls. Eat like no one will ever see you naked. Drink like you molested by Cookie Monster I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints; And by laugh I mean have sex I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." ― Marilyn Monroe You're only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on, and the friends you roll with. "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference" - Robert Frost Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" I wish I could've gotten drunk with Dr. Seuss "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among stars!" -- Les Brown. Not how space works. Humans can't survive Head explodes... you know what I don't want to even get into it Three Word Phrases: Eat Pray Love. Live Laugh Love. In this Economy. Gym Tan Laundry. Is It In / Just The Tip. It's a Trap. Resistance is Futile. Bros before Hos. Today is a Gift. Ride or Die. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Fire ze Missiles. YIppie Kayae Motherfucker. Never Look Back. Death before dishonor. Knowledge is power. Carpe Diem Yolo like there's no tomorrow Fact about Holidays: Columbus Day, Valentine's Day, Thanksgiving. People! Trolling is subtly driving people crazy not being a fucking dbag. Now there's babies on Facebook. Motherfuckers gonna have literally their entire lives on facebook. We're going to be able to look up the profile of a President of the United States and be like Oh.. that's what he looks like at an 80s party. Playing Flipcup. With a Sharpie dick drawn on his face. So I guess what I'm saying is... Share this video on facebook Make sure you like my fanpage on facebook Send me a gift on facebook Poke me on facebook Friend me on facebook Tag me on Facebook Join my mafia on facebook Check me in on Facebook Photobomb me on Facebook Fuck me on Facebook Be my Farmville friend on Facebook Play me in Words with Friends on Facebook And basically love me on facebook because that's the only place it really matters
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My Worst Hangover // STORYTIME
 
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Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/maxnosleeves?sub_confirmation=1 New Funderful Videos EVERY TUESDAY TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com MaxNoSleeves Videos: http://youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: http://twitter.com/maxnosleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/nosleevesmax Instagram: @max_nosleeves Snapchat: MaxNoSleeves Mazz - https://www.youtube.com/user/TheMazziMaz My Worst Hangover The Century Club Teach you how to wash your hands GO GO POWER So my friends and I always used to like to play drinking games Sometimes they were cool -- sometimes they were really stupid "ok we're gonna play a game called drink. Ready go." We played quarters, we played dice, beer pong obviously... but then one day we started doing power hours. Now, in case you don't know, a power hour is where you drink 1 shot glass of beer, every minute for an hour. And you keep track by having a playlist that plays a new song every minute. It's really weird, at first, because the music and the booze you get pretty disoriented. "I feel like I have alzheimers.. do I have alzheimers?" And to be honest for the first 10 minutes or so you feel pretty dumb since you're sitting around drinking beer out of a shot glass. You kinda feels like you're at a little girl's tea party to tell you the truth But then it gets fun because you're getting drunk, you're not really sure if you can complete it without puking, and hey you're getting drunk, which is always fun. If you're going to try this at home, make sure you have a bucket handy -- puking happens. It's 1 shot glass right? That shit adds up fast homie. One time on a power hour my friend burped on minute 59. Uh oh... you gonna be ok dude? Yea I'm fine dude don't worry about it. minute 60! We did it guys [barf] ughhh gross. Now as much as my friends were, I wasn't a puker. Growing up I used to get super bad motion sickness. Boats, planes, car rides, I was a disaster. One time I puked 14 times on a flight. Long story short; once I grew up, I was an expert at not puking. "guys... I don't think I even Can throw up anymore. It's like physically impossible." Anyway, we got a bit too big for our britches one night and we decided, "yo, 60 shots of beer isn't enough, we should take it up a notch. What's the next logical ... 100! 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes it's the century club. Perfect." So we went and did it. We hit minute 60 and kept on rolling "SING SONG" And there's max, all 145 lbs of him. Towards the end of it, I couldn't see straight. I couldn't stand, I couldn't even lift the fucking shot glass, I had to have my friend open my lip and pour the beer in my mouth. We got to 80, 90, then finally to 100! And since we thought we were SO tough, we just kept going. And I have no idea how the night ended, I would NOT recommend it. It was a disaster. Somehow I get home. So the next day I wake up to my phone ringing off the hook. I had an internship and my boss was calling. "Max where the fuck are you? You were supposed to be here 40 minutes ago?" "Oh my god I'm so sorry I'm in the car I'll be right there." Did I ... did I poop my pants? Oh maan... Somehow I pulled it together and got there and made it to the office. My boss took one look at me and knew what was up. "Jeez you look terrible. What'd you comb your hair with a shoe? You got drunk last night huh. Well you're certainly not hiding it. I'll be back in an hour, get on the phones." After he left, I pulled my phone off my desk and lay on the ground in my cubicle. I would answer the phone curled up into a ball and honestly just tried not to cry too loudly. Yup. I had to puke so bad, I pulled over on the side of the road and unloaded that bright orange Gatorade. Since it was a busy street, a bunch of people drove past me, honking and laughing. My no-vomit streak (Wash Hands) With Soap - that was the whole joke. Go Go Power Rangers Drinking Games -- Quarters, Dice, Ok we're gonna play a game called drink ready go to a Little Girls' Tea Party "guys... I don't think I even Can throw up anymore. It's like physically impossible." "Oh my god I'm so sorry I'm in the car I'll be right there." Did I ... did I poop my pants? Oh maan...
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Things I Think During Class
 
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TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Please subscribe to my channel! New Fun Videos EVERY TUESDAY http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves LEGIT every class went pretty much like this. For those of you going back to school I say this: HA ha ha. Cast: Nasser Khan as Teacher http://nasserakhan.com/ Brodie Smith as Pen Tapper http://youtube.com/brodiesmith21 QbanGuy as Guy who tasted the Fart http://youtube.com/user/qbanguy Rose as Girl http://youtube.com/user/rosebud143 Alex Farnham as LoverBoy http://youtube.com/user/DamItsGood808 Casey as Guy who did nothing http://youtube.com/user/ShotScience Eman as Girl who asked the question http://youtube.com/user/makeupbyeman Spacejam as Guy who had a hilarious line but i had to edit it out because it was out of focus http://youtube.com/user/spacejamgardenz If you like the video Tweet it I will love you forever http://clicktotweet.com/D37TG MaxNoSleeves Videos: http://youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: http://twitter.com/maxnosleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/nosleevesmax Instagram: http://instagram.com/max_nosleeves
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Things I Think at the Mall
 
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Things Guys Wish Girls Knew
 
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Click Here to Tweet this Video http://ctt.ec/6oHO2 Click here to Share this Vid on Facebook: http://on.fb.me/1AwOUCa Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/maxnosleeves?sub_confirmation=1 New Funderful Videos EVERY TUESDAY MaxNoSleeves Videos: http://youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: http://twitter.com/maxnosleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/nosleevesmax Instagram: @max_nosleeves Snapchat: maxnosleeves TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com First things first .. I’m the realest.. no haha but I am First things first, we think you’re pretty. You got hair you got smiles you got boobs you got butts I mean girls are so pretty. And we don’t mind telling you you’re pretty. Please don’t ask me a million times a day and please don’t ask me if that girl’s pretty too. Maybe throw us a compliment once in a while. Who doesn’t like hearing they’re pretty? Makeup - OH MY GOD – if you wanna put on a little makeup that’s great. And makeup looks good and you guys can be fucking wizard picasso’s with a blush brush, but you guys have to know that makeup matters way more to girls than it does to guys. and by that I mean, we can tell if a girl’s makeup is a train wreck. Maybe Her smokey eyes might look like she went bobbing for apples in a bucket of nutella (printer ink). Maybe her But for us it’s about a threshold. Once it’s ok, it’s all the same to us. The difference between “ok” makeup and “great” makeup – that shit matters WAY more to you gals than it does to us. We think you’re pretty and we’ve even seen you after a night of heavy drinking. I like whatever dress you like. Ok? If you’re going to keep trying on different outfits to show me then you better at least show me the in between. And on top of that? We don’t mind sweatpants or shorts and shit. Porn – it’s like candy, not a real meal. It’s not going to satisfy the real hunger, they don’t forget how great real food is, but candy works for right now, even if it causes cavities. It’s a lifesaver. Butterfinger? Talk about almond joy! Look I’m just trying to make my snickers starburst ok? It’s something to snack on and your hands are probably going to end up sticky, but at the end of the day, every guy will prefer a nice steak dinner. Well, now I’m hungry and Horny. We have to move our balls all the time. They stick to our leg, they get jumbled around half the time we don’t know what the fuck’s going on down there. But frankly we need to adjust and we want to make sure everything’s alright alright. You guys like purses. We get it. But we really like beer. So there’s that. We aren’t always thinking about sex. Sometimes we’re thinking about video games. You know what would be the hottest thing in the world? If you answer with a specific thing when I ask you what you want for dinner. There’s nothing more frustrating than “hey babe let’s get dinner what do you want?” oh I dunno… “well, do you want chicken, pasta, soup, Italian food, Mexican food, chinese food, vegan food, meatloaf, A pile of Cheese, baby formula, caramel popcorn? Subtlety works on guys about as well as bullets work on superman. It’s a bit of an old cliché at this point, but when we ask what’s wrong we’re expecting an answer. When we hear nothing’s wrong, we’re going to proceed as if nothing’s wrong. IF something’s wrong, please just tell us what you’re thinking or at least give us a ballpark clue don’t expect us to read minds.
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I CAN READ YOUR MIND
 
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This video was kinda making fun of those "magic" videos i see all over the place where they do math tricks to make the dumbest video ever. Also they say "it won't work without the like button" which is bullish because i bet old grandmas actually believe that if they don't click the like button (or thumbs up) it really won't work. Whatever much love to Rick Lax and if you can guess how i did it, i'll let you buy me a beer. Please subscribe to my channel! New Videos EVERY TUESDAY http://www.youtube.com/user/maxnosleeves?sub_confirmation=1 MaxNoSleeves Videos: http://youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: http://twitter.com/maxnosleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/nosleevesmax Instagram: instagram.com/maxnosleeves Snapchat: maxnosleeves Sources: It is possible to fracture your penis (http://www.menshealth.com/health/what-is-a-penile-fracture) Signs might include a cracking sound, immediate loss of the erection, or the development of dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. Most injuries occur during violent intercourse. But there are also cases where men injured themselves by falling out of bed with an erection. A Male Fetus Can Get Erections In The Womb (http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/magazines/allwoman/10-things-no-one-tells-you-about-being-pregnant_10302113) Foreskins can be used to make skin grafts for burn victims. One foreskin can produce 23,000 sq meters of grafted skin. (http://rebrn.com/re/til-doctors-can-now-grow-skin-for-burn-victims-using-the-foreski-606120/) Only around 30% of the world's penises are circumcised. In the US, the number is close to 80%, (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision) It’s possible for a human male to get an erection after dying (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection) Before there was Viagra, there were monkey testicle transplants (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serge_Voronoff) Circumcision gained popularity in the 19th century in order to combat masturbation. (http://www.cirp.org/library/history/darby4/)
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How to College
 
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Backhanded Compliments
 
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TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves http://www.youtube.com/maxnosleeves Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Twitter: ‪http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves‬‬ Instagram: @Max_NoSleeves Tumblr: ‪http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/‬‬ If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403 My Favorite Backhanded Compliments 1) I'd like an egg salad sandwich -- oh because you're a loser? 2) You really know how to eat! 3) That looks really comfortable 4) I like a girl with meat on her bones 5) You could be a hand model! 6) Look at you! 7) That was a really funny Joke / what a great story 8) You look really nice in this light 9) I can see how someone like you would think that 10) Nice tits bro! 11) You have such a pretty face 12) You're really tall -- 13) you clean up nicely 14) Nice Tits (said to a guy) 15) When's the Baby due? 16) That's a tad Rapey 17) Surprisingly non-racist 18) Gun to my head? Sure I'd marry you 19) You're really pretty -- you should do porn 20) You drive really well for a woman 21) Bless her heart 22) that dress is so cute for someone your size Hey look at this guy Jackin the beanstalk
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How to Negotiate
 
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Not My Arms Challenge w/ Stevie (aka Sass)
 
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Boston Slang
 
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INSTAGRAM GAME CHALLENGE | MAX NO SLEEVES
 
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Instagram Game w/ Olga Kay, Brodie Smith & MaxNoSleeves Olga Kay's Round: http://bit.ly/OlgaKayRound Brodie Smith's Round: http://bit.ly/BrodiesRound MaxNoSleeves's Round: http://bit.ly/MaxsRound WHICH PICTURE WAS YOUR FAVORITE?? Tell me in comments below Instagram Game Rules: 1) Find 2 or more people to play 2) Open up your Instagram 3) Pick a category 4) Find the best picture for that category 5) 3.2.1 Vote for the best picture (can't vote for yourself) 6) Most votes wins that category 7) If there is a tie - Gram OFF! (first person to take a selfie with everyone in the picture WINS!) 8) Winner of the category picks the next category IT'S SIMPLE! Tag: iJustine: http://www.youtube.com/user/ijustine Josh aka yomuscleboii http://www.youtube.com/user/YoMuscleBoii Jess Lizama: http://www.youtube.com/user/exoticjess YOUVE BEEN TAGGED TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Please subscribe to my channel! New Funderful Videos EVERY TUESDAY http://www.youtube.com/user/maxnosleeves?sub_confirmation=1 MaxNoSleeves Videos: http://youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: http://twitter.com/maxnosleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/nosleevesmax Instagram: @max_nosleeves Recap: Categories were Party Pics Throwback Accessories and Shocking. Yes Brodie really met Christina Milian yes i really traded iron maiden shirt that night for the peach backless one (but i got mine back) yes olga did makeup yes those were clown cargo pants yes brodie had a stupid pic with his frisbee basketball soccerball and football yes i had red hair wig and a beard in that pic. and yes that helicopter is real it was howard hughes personal chopper. So this awesome game was born stuffing face with animal style french fries at In and Out Burger at like 2am after a long night of super fun party time with the crew. We were sitting around looking at our iPhones and Instagram and stuff and we realized we should fun time chat together instead. I was showing them pics of Spiderman, LA and the Beach and Brodie was all frisbee trick shots and dubai videos and stuff and Olga was all here's Roxy my Shih Tzu and i can do flips splits juggle because i was in the circus. So we came up with this game thats better than Sorry Monopoly beer pong chess and NFL football combined. Dear world: you're welcome. Now you can be smoother than Chris Brown i mean Brian McKnight and you can Instagram that ho like Chief Keef Justin Bieber in Brazil. Instagram is as cool as vine and twitter. Rock, UFC and Mine.
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What Your Favorite Board Game Says About You
 
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Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/maxnosleeves?sub_confirmation=1 New Funderful Videos EVERY TUESDAY TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com MaxNoSleeves Videos: http://youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: http://twitter.com/maxnosleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/nosleevesmax Instagram: @max_nosleeves Sorry! - The joke running around is this is the official game of Canada. Not true, you're thinking of Sore-ey. You're ready to not have any friends anymore. This game is so cutthroat that I had to come up with new rules just to loosen the tension. One time my cousin went PAST HOME just so he could sorry me. Whatever I'm not bitter or anything.. fuck you Jason. Battleship - Oh you're good at battleship? You must be really good at picking winning lottery numbers. Talking battleship only punks had talking battleship Chess I'm sorry I was just tracking the euro capital market. What was your move? E2-E4? Haha how plebian Checkers - Being really good at checkers is like saying I'm really bad at chess. Chinese checkers you Racist. StarTrek chess - Nerd Monopoly - Fuck Donald Trump. Anyway You're a sucker for punishment. Lemme tell you, this fucking game is over within the first couple turns, but the game lasts for fucking ever. There's always a point where you realize "I can't win" and guess what? The game lasts for 4 more fucking hours. Also fuck the smug fucking racecar. Also That jew joke was courtesy of my jewish friend Danny. take a bow, Danny Life - So you want to play a game to take a break from your stressful real life? How about you decide on college, career, marriage, baby, mortgages, life insurance, fire insurance, retirement. all the decisions that should take you 75 years to make -- now you get to make them all in under 2 hours! Candy Land If you're not a 5 years old girl then you're a five year old girl trapped in a 40 year old man's body. Clue - Am I the only one that got a weird sex vibe from clue? The dudes all have pornstar names "Professor Plum" Colonel Mustard" and don't even get me started on the girls. Miss Scarlett was a super miss Slut. The "weapons? Candlestick, dagger, lead pipe, pistol? I mean at least they didn't have rope in there somehow... oh wait. It just felt like everyone was trying to get banged in the kitchen, with the lead pipe, in the ball room with the pistol, in the library with the candlestick, in my bed with the sex doll Operation - Ok psychopath. I know your parents want you to become a surgeon, but I'd appreciate it if you just didn't kill my dog If Clue and Operation had a kid you'd have the script for Saw 8 Apples to Apples - Let's drink white wine and hang out with our girlfriends and laugh! Cards against Humanity and get naughtayy Snakes and Ladders - Snakes and ladders teaches you that life sucks and as soon as you think you're ahead a fuckin snake is gonna bite you right in the dick. If you can get through a game of snakes and ladders then you have the patience of a god. It's not about winning it's about not killing yourself long enough to get through a game. True story. Parcheesi -- nacho cheese Yahtzee -- just wanted to say it Stratego get the bomb Risk The only real risk is how much time you're going to sit there wanting to kill your friends. Settlers of Catan is so tough tho Scrabble - Almost as much fun as reading the dictionary! Boggle is inside out-scrabble? And Words with friends the board game is a board game based on an app based on a board game. Mouse Trap -- yea You never actually played mouse trap, you just took 2 hours to set the fuckin thing up and then by the time it. Guess Who!? Does he look like a bitch? Sneakily one of the most racist games around -- if you pick an old guy, a black guy, a guy with glasses, a bald guy, or a woman, you're pretty much guaranteed to lose. Jenga - Jumanji an architect Trivial Pursuit? -- you a liberal arts major? Easy to pick up, impossible to learn Like my board games like I like my women Connect 4 Tetris
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9 Ways to React to Bad News
 
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TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com 9 ways to react and or deal with bad news and or disappointment. SPOILER there are really 10 ways I wrote 5 twice. Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... http://www.youtube.com/maxnosleeves Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Twitter: ‪http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves‬‬‬‬ Instagram: @Max_NoSleeves Tumblr: ‪http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/‬‬‬‬ I had a shitload more of these... I'm thinking about starting a second channel for bloopers/outtakes or whatever. Anyway on to the list 0) PUMA Lion Tiger motherfucking jungle cat 1) like a man obviously punch something 2) like a woman redhead sorceress saying snarky cat lady shit like you're fat. 3) That Rap battle went on a lot longer what can I say I got flow - maybe i"ll put the whole thing on my tumblr i dunno i'm just thinking out loud 4) I can interrupt fart with the best of them. 5) I went to my friend's 10'th birthday party this weekend and we played trampoline dodge ball and it was unreal. 6) Rage!!! didn't make it either because i forgot about the sunset long story 7) The jealous wife didn't make the cut because it was too real SON 8) Spider i had a spider crawl up my arm as i was watching game of thrones didn't scare me at all psyche 9) I love you Cee Lo Green 10) oh the Blitzkrieg also didn't make it! And I pounded a beer out of das boot! oh well 11) Helen Keller i'm over here 12) Hipster ohmigod that's amazing 13) Keanu because i thought my shirt said matrix but in reality is dreamworld said matix. BLUE pill motherfucker 14) Jedi, these are not the droids you are looking for. FORCE CHOKE PS - what's the difference between jam and jelly? tweet me the answer @maxnosleeves
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Marble Humps Kermit
 
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How to Clean Your House in 5 Minutes
 
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TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves http://www.youtube.com/maxnosleeves Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Twitter: ‪http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves‬‬‬‬ Instagram: @Max_NoSleeves Tumblr: ‪http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/‬‬‬‬ If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403 How to clean your house in 5 minutes aka How I clean the house NOBODY DRINK WINDEX OR WASH YOUR COMPUTER First off, I'd never clean up unless my mom was coming over. She's represented for the purposes of this video but in reality she lives in Boston and I live in LA so needless to say I never clean my house. I always think everything's good, but then I see a hamper full or dirty laundry, a sink full of dishes, and superman underwear everywhere. Anyway, usually I start by raging out to a good song -- typically a remix of a theme song: case in point I've been bumping power rangers theme remixes for the past few days. The problem with wiping down a dusty tv stand is that you find your playstation controller and then start playing and rocking out. I've never tried to vacuum my dick, but I know someone who has and recommends it greatly. Yes, that's the theme song from Dawson's Creek I don't wanna wait, for our lives to be over... Jack sparrow drunk is when you drink rum and dance/stumble/strut around. I've only seen bags of heroin in the movies, but they're always yellow and never have cookies so I figured, hey everybody likes cookies right? Even me -- and I don't really like sweets that much. Also never take a break from cleaning because then Hoarders will come on and you'll freak the fuck out. I used to know a hoarder he had floor to ceiling stacks of old newspapers, garbage he thought was antiques and it was just amazing. Dave: if you're reading this, you know who I'm talking about (Lawrence). I didn't include how I find comic books and read them all -- I actually did find a 2012 LA weekly on my coffee table doing research for this video. For those of you looking carefully, the male model poses were: Zoolander's Blue Steel, Le Tigre, and Magnum, Jack Nicholson Joker face, Clint Eastwood, Lion Face, Lemon Face and Leather Face. I didn't do Two Face, but I do a great one. Those were beard facial hairs, not pubic hairs. Life Pro Tip: put a little pine sol in the toilet and that shit cleans itself PUN. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people that dishes need to soak. Dear Swiffer Swifter I was just giving you a hard time I love you so much. I also found a secret treasure trove of sunglasses in my kitchen but that'll have to go B roll. I smell food, dishes, microwave, and even myself but I was already in the shower bathing so who gives a dick. Once I find money in the couch I usually make stock picks, test drive expensive cars and gamble $5 on red. Then like everyone else I just stuff it all in the closet and hope and pray. PS I love you
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Why You Never Date your Friend's Ex
 
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Mildly Answered Xenophobes w/ Meghan Tonjes
 
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How to Shotgun a Beer
 
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Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/maxnosleeves?sub_confirmation=1 New Videos EVERY TUESDAY How to College https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLazr45TZzTF0m0sFIjBW1lEjeGLCzUWU How to Shotgun a Beer https://youtu.be/At5hEPmZ62Q How to Play Flip Cup https://youtu.be/4CUXx_3-9I0 How to Open a Beer with a Lighter https://youtu.be/KxmVDqClxSU How to Play Never Have I Ever https://youtu.be/KxmVDqClxSU How to Pour a Beer https://youtu.be/s8VbkxQpoI8 TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com MaxNoSleeves Videos: http://youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: http://twitter.com/maxnosleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/nosleevesmax Instagram: @max_nosleeves Snapchat: maxnosleeves Hi How Are Ya My name is maxnosleeves and today I’m going to show you how to shotgun a beer. Shotgunning a beer is a great way to show off to girls, guys, the football team, the cheerleading team, your mothers, or anybody else you party with. It’s also great for team building activity and bonding. Here’s what you’re gonna need: Beer, a knife, GUNS Make sure it’s in a can and make sure it’s a light beer. Unless your name is chazz Michael michaels you can’t be smashing glass bottles open to drink. Also light beer is importand because shotgunning a ipa or a 4 loko is like drinking cement. Believe me, I speak from experience – St Pattys day, Boston, 2009 So we’re gonna make a small hole near the bottom of the can I know that’s every porn script starts but it applies here too. I like to give it a little tappy tap tap to get rid of any bubbles. Then I’m gonna make a small x with the knife. X marks the spot because this beer is as precious you as any pirates booty. The gold, not the crappy snack food So we’re gonna twist the knife like Talia in Dark Knight Rises inceasing pressure just a little bit until we hear the tsssss. That means we hit the spot. I’m sorry that’s description sounded so overly sexual, but and by Sorry I mean elated. Then you cut yourself a nicer hole in the can. Depending on the size of your mouth and the size of your courage you’re gonna want to make it about a nickel or quarter sized hole. You want to make sure no jagged metal is sticking out because you’ll cut your tongue off – shocker you don’t want to stick sharp metal in your mouth right?. You can even use your thumb but be careful about cutting your fnger off – nobody wants to party with a bleeder. Again, I know from past experience. Sudbury, MA, 2008. I cut my toe off at a party and played beer pong until I bled through my shoe. Wasn’t pretty. Now when you got everybody together, give a quick toast and off you go Here’s to those who like us and those you don’t; those who swallow and those who wont. May we get what we want, but never what we deserve Here’s to all the good things that start with the letter B: Boobs butts beards well that’s tree. Cheers boys. Here’s to our livers for putting up with our schenanigans Here’s to those who wish us well, and all the rest can go fuck themselves Another Day, Another Bender – no retreat, no surrender Here’s to the stories we haven’t told yet. Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friend… wait no this is beer A couple tips on the actual drinking: you’re actively sucking not just plugging a hole in a submarine. Jesus can I do any more porn references? Also you’re going to want to be aware of where the hole is on the can because if you forget wehre it is and you hold the can wrong, beer spills out the wrong end and you’re less popular than screech at a saved by the bell reunion. You’re less popular than a salad at a hamburger contest. Less popular than a vegan who does crossfit and plays a ukulele. You’re less popular than Detroit. Also, while you’re drinking you want to make sure you swell up like a cobra. Stick that chest out and make sure to look around at all your friends so you know you’re not the last to finish. Now the most important thing you gotta do is the afterburp. If you don’t release that angry beer, it’ll eat its way out of your stomach like an alien
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Max Can You Do This Part II: Kermit Can You Do This
 
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Bugs Eat Bugs Max Please subscribe to my channel! Twitter: twitter.com/maxnosleeves @MaxNoSleeves Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/
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Every Guy You Meet at a Party
 
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How to Sleep
 
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TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Make sure to leave a comment and tell me your best dream from the past month Please subscribe to my channel! New Funderful Videos EVERY TUESDAY http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... MaxNoSleeves Videos: http://youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: http://twitter.com/maxnosleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/nosleevesmax Instagram: @max_nosleeves Hi guys, So I go through these spurts where I just can't sleep right and it drives me crazy! So I did a little research and today I'm going to clue you in on how to fall asleep. Studies show that humans sleep best in cool, dark, quiet places. If you need to blindfold yourself use a tshirt! Just be careful not to go overboard. Nobody likes a diva. Now that you're laying down get into your favorite sleeping position: The Starfish, The Cannonball, The Corpse, The showoff, Asian, Spiderman, Reverse Spiderman, and The Flash and the nic Nicholas cage. The classic strategy for falling asleep is counting sheep. My strategy is similar, but comes with a twist: Start counting down from 100. Anytime you think about anything other than the numbers you gotta start back at 100. Usually goes something like this 99...98... wait did I remember to lock my car? I don't want it to get broken into 99... 98... 98 degrees was probably the most underrated boy band of the 90s it's all because of you... 99...98... 97... 96... hey I'm doing it! I'm doing it I'm actually focusing on 99...98...97... should I jack off If you need to put on some music, go right ahead. Just make sure it's something soothing and relaxing. People have been known to Sleep walk, sleep talk, and sleep eat. Don't be alarmed! This is totally natural. Other lesser-known sleep occurrences are sleep texting, sleep reading, and sleep masturbating. [Sleep shotgunning a beer] Ever wonder if you're dreaming? Here's a handy trick. If you wake up and you have a giant orange hand, odds are you're dreaming. But hey! Might as well turn those lemons into lemonade! So now you know. Turn off the lights, turn off the electronics, get cool, get quiet, focus on nothing and relax. Sleep tight! Fuck Bed Bugs knock on wood. Asian spork chopsticks is actually dave's idea and it is kindof brilliant?
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Signs a Guy Likes You
 
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How to Get Ready for a Date
 
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Are You Dateable?
 
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How to Write an Essay
 
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TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves http://www.youtube.com/maxnosleeves Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Twitter: ‪http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves‬ Tumblr: ‪http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/‬ If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403 Maybe this is just how I write a paper. I'm not a sex offender, but I'm about to Rape this bibliography.. does that make me a Literapist? Raping a bibliography is when you find a book and use every source that books lists in its bibliography. Wikipedia is the best. Coffee gives me the jitters. Sparknotes saved me more than I'd care to admit. The trick where you replace all punctuation with giant font size punctuation actually does work. You're welcome. My Zombie Apocalypse plan is to find Richard Ryan and stay the fuck next to him. That spiderman comic was an Alex Ross gem -- Marvels. That horn was given to me by my roommate in college. I used to drink beers out of it. Somehow I got Bubba Sparxxx Ms New Booty in my head and I haven't been able to get it out. Or used to or whatever. I am nasty at minesweeper -- probably the best you've ever seen. I like Solitaire, but I don't like Spider Solitaire. My sister wished for and got a snowstorm today. Snow days kill. I never even beat super Mario 3 without using 2 whistles! I'm so embarrassed. Kitten videos own youtube. OH my god I'm at 34% I need my power cord -- forgot that one. The chats I used: Gchat, Facebook, Snap Chat, Morse Code, Carrier Pigeon, America online, SMS, BBM, iMessage, Yahoo Messinger, Skype, What's App, and telepathy. I always ued to attach the wrong file thank got it was never a clown PORN FILE. It's not plagiarism if... is the most important sentence you can know as a student. The most important thing to do is to Frankenstein two Wikipedia articles and then call it a day. My Rough drafts were always my final drafts.
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Worst Date Ever // STORYTIME
 
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Things I Think During a Haircut
 
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HIgh School: Movies vs Real Life
 
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TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Please subscribe to my channel! New Funderful Videos EVERY TUESDAY http://www.youtube.com/user/maxnosleeves?sub_confirmation=1 MaxNoSleeves Videos: http://youtube.com/maxnosleeves Twitter: http://twitter.com/maxnosleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/nosleevesmax Instagram: @max_nosleeves Taking a girl's glasses off and ponytail out doesn't change her from Quasimodo to Giselle. It just makes her not be able to see. School lunch? I don't even want to talk about it. You're not getting catered fine dining on a tray. You're getting fish sticks, sloppy joe's, "pasta," and if you're lucky, rectangle pizza. Cheerleaders wear their uniforms to school every single day. WE didn't even have cheerleaders at my high school. Which I guess just sucks for me more than anything else whatever let's just move on. Movies people are 25. In high school if you're 25 you've got a different agenda. Amazing house parties all the time that have hundreds of kids, a makeshift DJ, Project X -- that shit don't happen. Teacher Student Sex is few and far between. Also same with the students, teachers are not all drop dead gorgeous so you're probably not even gonna want to bone your teacher. Athletic facilities in high school are not NFL/NBA quality shit. Best case scenario, your gym isn't a timeshare at the local YMCA and more likely, it's a dingy piece of shit. My basketball team used to play at the army gym. People don't make giant dramatic moves like singing Cant Take My Eyes off of You to an entire stadium and marching band. Bullying does happen. But it's not like it's a group of guys picking one other dude out and giving him swirlies. If somebody puts their hands on you -- tell a teacher, tell your parents, tell a fuckign cop tell whomever. That shit is illegal and unacceptable. Oh you actually have to study sometimes. And sometimes you have homework and have to take tests and go to class! You also don't have 45 minutes in between classes to talk or pine away or research murders or whatever. You usually have 5 minutes, but your jerk teacher kept you after anyway, so you're already late. Run bitch! Your high school chorus is not going to be made up of 25 kids who could've won American idol. Step up to the streets SON. People don't make bets about bringing nerds to proms and generally manipulating the lives of classmates. People are just trying to get their homework done so they can maybe play some video games later. 9 times out of 10, the kid in your English class is not a gigantic drug kingpin responsible for 70% of the cocaine traffic on the east coast. Nerds and Jocks don't always fall dead in love with each other. Especially not because of a bet where one of them takes the other one to prom. Lighting Round! People don't drastically change their personalities just for the person they're interested in (Grease) Entire classes don't just spontaneously bust into elaborate song and dance numbers (High school musical) You're not going to have an undercover adult posing as a high school student because a) you'd instantly figure it out and b) THAT'S FUCKING STUPID People don't form elaborate bets to manipulate fellow students (10 thigs I hate about you, cruel intentions) (Mean Girls) Have Fun, Love MAx
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What Guys Mean When They Text
 
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Stereotypical Names or How to Name your Baby
 
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TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves http://www.youtube.com/maxnosleeves Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Twitter: ‪http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves‬‬‬ Instagram: @Max_NoSleeves Tumblr: ‪http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/‬‬‬ If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403 Stereotypical Names: How to Name your Baby By STEPHEN MAXIMILIAN WEISZ 1) Backwards Names: a. Heaven - Neveah b. Elohssa - Asshole c. Dratkcuf - Fucktard d. Ssamud - Dumass e. Naomi in my brain are now just "I moan" f. Marissa -- Ass I Ram g. Natasha -- Ah, Satan 2) Naming your kid after a city is kindof interesting. And while Paris and Sydney work pretty good, how do you think South Boston is going to get along with Brooklyn? Or what about little baby Tijuanna or Detroit? President Atlantic City Johnson 2048. Other country subdivisions? Financial District must be potty trained? Would Idaho want to go on a play date with Nassau County and North Korea? 3) You can always tell celebrity baby names because they're very out there like a. Kanye West Kim Kardashian - North b. Nicholas Cage - Kal-El c. Gwyneth Paltrow - Apple d. Jay-Z Beyonce - Blue Ivy e. Alicia Keys Swizz Beatz Egypt i. You can also tell these are celebrity baby names because having a celebrity parent is the only way you get out of getting your ass kicked every day in school when you got a name like Destry 4) If you've got a long name that has a logical nickname, let's say Alexander or Jonathan -- and you insist on using †he whole name instead of allowing for a nickname then we're gonna have a problem. 5) We don't see a lot of Adolf's running around any more although I'm not too sure why... there are certainly a ton of Jesus's 6) Tiffany gets a bad wrap even though every one I know is exactly what I stereotyped her as. 7) A lot of people mispronounce or mishear my name which is fine... typically its like Hi I'm Max and they're like sorry did you say Matt? But a lot of the time they're way off like I'll say Hi I'm Max and they're like Sorry did you say Zach Nick Abraham D'brickashaw? 8) Kirsten vs Kristen a. I HATE this. i. Andrew bring me those fucking the doritos? My fucking name is Endraw SPOILER they're twin brothers. 9) I totally get not wanting to tell somebody what you want to name your kid. I bet it would be just an endless string of a. "ughh no that name sucks balls you should totally name him toxic avenger" or hey that's funny that's what I named my dick b. For all you Emily Roses out there Stay strong, I love you, and there is a ray of hope --just look at Michael Myers 10) Stacy I just want to see if her mom's really got it going on 11) I would hate to be named Luke and have everybody tell me they were my father all the time 12) I'm just really bad with names in general people will be like hi I'm Bo--- and it's already gone. a. What's your name? Your twitter name 13) I HATE it when somebody else has my name. Like that's fucking MINE dude... unfortunately its mostly dogs. I know about 40 dogs named max and its fucking brutal. Hey at least they're not cats 14) My first name is Stephen... but I've always been called max. I really like it and yes I do know where the wild things are. It's fine like I like my own name but there are some times when it gets really annoying a. 5 minutes MAX b. Or when I'm in class and the professor is doing attendance and i FORGOT MY OWN NAME. 15) The one thing that is more than obvious... When someone uses your whole fucking name... its NEVER a good thing
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Getting to 3rd Base
 
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How to Watch a Movie
 
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If Technology Could Talk (Part 1)
 
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TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Wait, but Can Technology Talk? If only... Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves http://www.youtube.com/maxnosleeves Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Twitter: ‪http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves‬‬‬ Instagram: @Max_NoSleeves Tumblr: ‪http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/‬‬‬ If Technology Could Talk... Then cell phones would never want to be in your back pocket because Farts. They would constantly ask you to wash your cheek and get a kick out of pretending to vibrate but realy doing nothing. They would be really hurt when you yell at them and talk through them but never to them. The Computer would be really hot on your crotch, be sick of watching porn and youtube, have more viruses than [insert insensitive joke], treat their browsing history like eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, and gossip about you with a playstation controller. The washing machine would be full of cum rags. The dryer would be British for some reason, shrink all my fucking shirts, and squirrel away my socks. The car would ask you to slow down, make noises to fuck with you beep beep and love your singing voice. The iPad would love chess, hate porn tabs, be sick of minesweeper, and lament the fact that you never read books. Also poop. The old cell phone will have its day. Snake! The Remote control is the most devious slipperly being on the planet. The xBox is wonderful. This is actually a tribute to Francis: http://youtu.be/Um52G3ue4P0 Dear Boogie2988 I love you. The GPS would be mad because I constantly think I can outsmart it. The Printer would be an evil motherfucker. Yellow dicks. The Ice Machine is such an evil motherfucker! The Microwave would judge how much oatmeal I eat. The Copy machine is a BUTT PERVERT. The Fax Machine has been making dubstep since 1966. The Oven would love to quote the Dark Knight Rises -- Talia al Ghul's Speech, specifically. The Wrist Watch would have so much penis envy of the iphone/android/smartphone. The Surge Protector is in a constant orgy gang bang. Sorry pal. Oh and Hal 9000 would show up to fuck me. Better than the Terminator I guess. Xoxo, Max
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