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So my friends and I always used to like to play drinking games
Sometimes they were cool -- sometimes they were really stupid
"ok we're gonna play a game called drink. Ready go."
We played quarters, we played dice, beer pong obviously... but then one day we started doing power hours.
Now, in case you don't know, a power hour is where you drink 1 shot glass of beer, every minute for an hour. And you keep track by having a playlist that plays a new song every minute. It's really weird, at first, because the music and the booze you get pretty disoriented. "I feel like I have alzheimers.. do I have alzheimers?"
And to be honest for the first 10 minutes or so you feel pretty dumb since you're sitting around drinking beer out of a shot glass. You kinda feels like you're at a little girl's tea party to tell you the truth
But then it gets fun because you're getting drunk, you're not really sure if you can complete it without puking, and hey you're getting drunk, which is always fun.
If you're going to try this at home, make sure you have a bucket handy -- puking happens. It's 1 shot glass right? That shit adds up fast homie. One time on a power hour my friend burped on minute 59. Uh oh... you gonna be ok dude? Yea I'm fine dude don't worry about it. minute 60! We did it guys [barf] ughhh gross.
Now as much as my friends were, I wasn't a puker. Growing up I used to get super bad motion sickness. Boats, planes, car rides, I was a disaster. One time I puked 14 times on a flight. Long story short; once I grew up, I was an expert at not puking. "guys... I don't think I even Can throw up anymore. It's like physically impossible."
Anyway, we got a bit too big for our britches one night and we decided, "yo, 60 shots of beer isn't enough, we should take it up a notch. What's the next logical ... 100! 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes it's the century club. Perfect."
So we went and did it. We hit minute 60 and kept on rolling "SING SONG"
And there's max, all 145 lbs of him. Towards the end of it, I couldn't see straight. I couldn't stand, I couldn't even lift the fucking shot glass, I had to have my friend open my lip and pour the beer in my mouth. We got to 80, 90, then finally to 100! And since we thought we were SO tough, we just kept going. And I have no idea how the night ended, I would NOT recommend it. It was a disaster.
Somehow I get home. So the next day I wake up to my phone ringing off the hook. I had an internship and my boss was calling.
"Max where the fuck are you? You were supposed to be here 40 minutes ago?"
"Oh my god I'm so sorry I'm in the car I'll be right there." Did I ... did I poop my pants? Oh maan...
Somehow I pulled it together and got there and made it to the office. My boss took one look at me and knew what was up. "Jeez you look terrible. What'd you comb your hair with a shoe? You got drunk last night huh. Well you're certainly not hiding it. I'll be back in an hour, get on the phones." After he left, I pulled my phone off my desk and lay on the ground in my cubicle. I would answer the phone curled up into a ball and honestly just tried not to cry too loudly.
Yup. I had to puke so bad, I pulled over on the side of the road and unloaded that bright orange Gatorade. Since it was a busy street, a bunch of people drove past me, honking and laughing. My no-vomit streak
(Wash Hands) With Soap - that was the whole joke.
Go Go Power Rangers Drinking Games -- Quarters, Dice, Ok we're gonna play a game called drink ready go to a Little Girls' Tea Party
"guys... I don't think I even Can throw up anymore. It's like physically impossible." "Oh my god I'm so sorry I'm in the car I'll be right there." Did I ... did I poop my pants? Oh maan...