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Gave Our Son A Bad Name
 
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Parody of "You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi -Lyrics- Wife just gave birth, happiest day... But she gave our son a bad name You named our child, and what the hell!? You could have chose Kevin, not one hard to spell Blaine or Todd, I'd also like Steve Ben, Eric, or Andrew's okay with me Oh! Our kid will be shunned, yeah Oh! At school, won't have fun His name has four G's Man, what have you done!? I'm torn apart, and you're to blame Gave our son a bad name (Bad name) Said it means "heart", but it's still lame Gave our son a bad name (Bad name) You gave our son a bad name Sam or Kyle, maybe Chris Question mark got thrown in the mix Apostrophes, I'm counting nine Man, he'll be so pissed: his nametag's three feet wide Whoa! Folks will think it's dumb Whoa! A mouthful, a ton! Rather have Sally Or Sue for a son! A laughing stock our son became Gave our son a bad name (Bad name) While in the car, agreed on Dave Gave our son a bad name (Bad name) It's just dumb, oh! Oh! S-U-N-R-T-V-N-A The start of a bad name I have to pause to breathe halfway Gave our son a bad name (Bad name) It's so bizarre, won't be the same Gave our son a bad name (Bad name) If we compare- Abbott's real tame Gave our son a bad name (Bad name) It's so dumb Gave our son (Bad name) Rule of thumb: Don't give son (Bad name) It's so dumb Gave our son (Bad name) He should run I'm just stunned...
Views: 318 Abbott Skelding
Santa is the Centerfold
 
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Parody of "Centerfold" by J. Geils Band. Lyrics- I was shocked! Eyes were locked To this magazine My once time, childhood idols Getting desperate, as it seems He lives north with snowflakes Now in financial pain Looks like those milk and cookies Just ain't enough these days So I buy and I look through this brand new magazine And there's that ol' Kris Kringle on the pages in-between He once was cold A million copies just been sold Open it up, lo and behold! Santa is the centerfold While some may scold A million bucks and he was sold Santa is the centerfold Call it gross, call it grotesque Have a subscription? You damn right yes! Guess who puts it on display this issue for July? Just one second, here's a clue This person gave up his flying shoes He would LOVE for you to see His picture that's inside Gave up his bow and arrows True love ain't paying much You'll see him this Valentines Day Are all these clues enough? What I was told- Two million copies just been sold Open it up, lo and behold! Cupid is the centerfold While some may scold A million bucks and he was sold Cupid is the centerfold Now some may not understand Others want to give helping hands Just ain't the same since days foregone Don't make much when their clothes are on Next month's star needs a thrill She used to take incisors She's losing money for each tooth Turns out, she ain't so private The pictures in there made me flip Made me pray my teeth were chipped Oh yeah, now don't deny it Oh yeah, ya know you're gonna buy it! What I was told- Ten million copies have been sold Open it up, lo and behold! Tooth Fairy's the centerfold While some may scold A million bucks and she was sold Tooth Fairy is the centerfold
Views: 396 Abbott Skelding
A Riot Down In Disneyland
 
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Parody of "Your Body is a Wonderland" by John Mayer Lyrics- It's on the evening news No way can it be true A riot with guess who? Goofy, Mickey and Minnie Mouse too One slap with his famed white glove Then fights and fires begin They sank the pirate ship and Where is Donald Duck? Timon got Pumbaa Betrayed him And that poor Pluto They spayed him Dumbo on Bambi Outweighed him This is bound to take a while A riot down in Disneyland A riot down in Disney (Don't understand) A riot down in Disneyland Someone let Simba out of the lion cage The seven dwarfs teamed up against Jafar and broke his face They broke Pinocchio's nose Cinderella won't submit Scar hit Mufasa's head with the bed Sleeping Beauty lays upon and Aladdin Lost Jasmine Took Ariel's pool And drained it Tinkerbell can't fly They chained her This is bound to take a while A riot down in Disneyland A riot down in Disney (They have demands) A riot down in Disneyland Why Mickey? Where is Minnie? Now the kids cry and cry and cry Guess you can't be happy all the time A riot down in Disneyland A riot down in Disney (When will this end?) A riot down in Disneyland A riot down in Disneyland
Views: 680 Abbott Skelding
Before He Eats
 
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Parody of "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood Lyrics- Right now he's probably just sitting on the couch right there, and his stomachs probably grumbling... Right now, he's probably walking to the kitchen- just to eat cause he's really hungry... Right now, he's eating up everything, eating real quick stopping for absolutely nothing... And he don't know... That the milk went bad three weeks ago and it wouldn't help since he ate raw bread dough Even ate all of his doggy's feed... He ate some Johnsonville bratwurst that was expired, Drank hot sauce- set mouth on fire Maybe next time he'll think before he eats. Right now, he's probably upchucking some garbage that he ate while he was in a frenzy Right now, he's probably saying "I'm sick" and he's thinking that he shouldn't have been eating, Right now, he's probably going to the kitchen because he is still hungry He still don't know... That the eggs are rotten, you smell them worldwide And if he eats the bacon he'll hold his side And the ham in there should not be green And if he eats that hamburger- he'll be up all night In the bathroom- it's not right Maybe next time he'll think before he eats. You would have thought that this loser would learn his lesson Cause the next time that he eats... Oh, you know it won't be pretty... Ohh... not pretty... Cause he ate all of the food inside of his pretty little fridge, he don't feel right, Ate thirty boxes of shredded wheat... He ate some Hamburger Helper all through the night, Drank a glass of month old Sprite... Maybe next time he'll think before he eats. Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he eats... Ohh... before he eats...
Views: 165 Abbott Skelding
I Bought This Stuff When It Was New
 
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Parody of "I Hate Myself For Loving You" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts. Lyrics: Midnight, I'm in line, it's a zoo! Outside the Best Buy to get something brand new It looks amazing, this will make me so cool! Hey man, Apple's back...they're drawin' in crowds Looks really sleek, plenty features abound Gave them all my dollars, now I'm jumpin' up and down Turned on the news, frown at what they say That just this fall, something new will come our way I bought this stuff when it was new Version 3 replacing Version 2 I'd sell it back, but "No refunds for you!" Oh man, I bought this stuff when it was new Oh great, out of date, now I'm screwed New one has features that aren't on Version 2 They'll think I'm a loser if I don't preorder soon Oh man, new iPad -- Version 5! Skipped over 4, this one was announced last night Threw this old one away cause they'll probably skip to 9! And now this new pile of shiny chrome Was out of date by the time I brought it home I bought this stuff when it was new Now the screen's like an Etch-a-Sketch tool My friends all scoff, say "This 8-track's for you" But, hey, I bought this stuff when it was new Turned on the news and feared what they'd say "Four new came out since what you bought yesterday" I bought this stuff when it was new "Version 3 is like cave paintings, dude!" I should give up, I don't know what to do Because I bought this stuff when it was new I bought this stuff when it was new Now 3-D, mines not even at two I'm just in shock, out of so much cash too! Because I bought this stuff when it was new! I bought this stuff when it was new I hate myself for buying new I bought this stuff when it was new I hate myself... I bought this stuff when it was new!
Views: 134 Abbott Skelding
Hot 'n Cold Weather
 
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Parody of "Hot 'n Cold" by Katy Perry. Music from IsaacNewton25. Lyrics- Don't go outside You'll need a change of clothes Yeah you, might need this- This sunscreen And some gloves Somethings' out of sync Cause I need Shades and skis Ohio- Where it could snow in May Cause it's hot then it's cold It's warm then it snows Sun's gone, then it's out Leaves green and then brown Could snow through the night And melt before light This isn't much fun This state is messed up You, think it's hot but please don't go You, in ten minutes it will snow-ow Cause it's hot then it's cold It's warm then it snows Sun's gone, then it's out Leaves green and then brown Why can't it be Just in sync With seasons At least let it be A consistent degree Eighty-six when snowing This is so annoying I should know that It's always gonna change Cause it's hot then it's cold It's warm then it snows The sunshine and clouds Are dueling it out Monday was so nice Tuesday just has ice Wednesday, so much sun By Thursday, it's gone... You, think it's hot but please don't go Cause, you're not ready for the snow-ow Cause it's hot then it's cold It's warm then it snows Sun's gone, then it's out The rainbows are brown Someone call Al Roker Got a case of weather bi-polar I'm sick of all this weather Changing all the time Don't go outside Cause it's hot when it snows Cause it's hot then it's cold It's warm then it snows You just can't go out Don't know what's around It's raining out side But actually, it's nice There's snow on the ground 80 degrees out! Cause it's hot then it's cold It's warm then it snows Wind blows throughout town What should I wear out? Is it warm or just ice? It did both last night This isn't much fun This state is messed up You, think it's hot but please don't go You, in ten minutes it will snow-ow Cause it's hot then it's cold It's warm then it snows The sunshine and clouds Are dueling it out...
Views: 5199 Abbott Skelding
Wanna Make Out...?
 
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My brother Brock at my birthday dinner with whipped cream and chocolate sauce on his face...asking waitresses if they wanna make out.
Views: 371 Abbott Skelding
Bad Man's Best Friend
 
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Parody of "Bad Girlfriend" by Theory of a Deadman Lyrics- My girlfriend's a dog magnet She loves them with a passion Once bought, can't stop, teach him tricks, out on walks Shaking hands, he'll chase the ball Man this dog can do it all Makes her smile, never frown Takes him all around the town Never naps, always fun At our feet 'till sun comes up But when she's not home and it's just us two alone Her "lil' Sweetie" shows a whole different side He likes to chase the cat He growls and shows his teeth He tore apart the chair Then he smashed the TV screen I'd take him to the pound But he bit my rear end He's scaring the kids, no doubt about it He's a bad man's best friend That dog, Satan's spawn On the lawn, "Something's wrong, I see a way different dog than the one when you're at home!" She said, "You don't know what you're talking about, so... my Lil' Sweetie sleeps in your place tonight Man I, tried to tell her so She told me to let it go But I tried to tell her later that night... "He's tearing up the grass and he bites at my feet He's shedding so much hair and he does it purposely He chased me through the town and he drags his rear end right on the carpet, no doubt about it He's a bad man's best friend!" Man, she thinks I'm wrong, I know I'm right! I just can't prove her wrong, she always takes the dogs side And never my side My girlfriend's a dog magnet My girlfriend had to have him! "He's a lawn digger, chews my slippers. Babe, it's over. Runt of litter!" "We just got him," then she wept "I don't want an argument!" "Baby just why can't you see all the things he's done to me!?" She said "fine", I was relieved 'Till she kicked me out on the street! Now I tear up her grass Go running down the street And I chew up her mail Cause she chose him over me Took a dump on her lawn Did not think it would end But now we are through, no doubt about it Thanks to bad man's best friend He's a bad man's best friend He's a bad man's best friend
Views: 341 Abbott Skelding
SuperSizer
 
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Parody of "Womanizer" by Britney Spears Lyrics- There you are, walk right up and place your order And then you, put your cash on the counter You want number two, some curly fries and a root beer But I know what you are, what you are, baby You sit down, eating everything that you got But then you, come back up and tell me what you want You had food already, but you need something that's heavy I know what you are, what you are, baby Super-sizer, super super-sizer, you're a super-sizer, Oh super-sizer, oh you're a super-sizer, baby You get your fries, at a large size Super-sizer, super-sizer, super-sizer (super-sizer) You tell me you want (You want) a dozen apple pie-i-ies Then you say you want (You want) number eight and a fi-i-ive (You) You keep on going (You) It's quite disgusting (You) You shouldn't do it (You) You super-sizer You tell me you want (You want) a large order of fri-i-ies Then you say you want (You want) that order super si-i-zed (You) I think you're crazy (You) You're oh-so lazy (You) You're nothing but a (You) Super-sizer Fatty- you, you've went and shut down the whole restaurant And thanks to you, we're out of food till past the weekend You came in here just last Monday, now it's gone, and it's not funny Full of lard, that's just who you are, baby You can't stop, you go and get yourself another And no we don't, we don't make sizes any larger Now you're going, shov'ling them down It almost looks like you're drowning, you don't chew, are you through baby? Super-sizer, super super-sizer, you're a super-sizer, Oh super-sizer, oh you're a super-sizer, baby With pants your size, the ground must cry Super-sizer, super-sizer, super-sizer (super-sizer) You tell me you want (You want) three dozen apple pie-i-ies Then you say you want (You want) number one, three and fi-i-ive (You) You keep on going (You) It's far from charming (You) How do you do it? (You) You super-sizer You tell me you want (You want) a large order of fri-i-ies Then you say you want (You want) that order super si-i-zed (You) I think you're crazy (You) You're oh-so lazy (You) You're nothing but a (You) Super-sizer You could probably eat all the food in the world (super-sizer, super-sizer, super-sizer, super-sizer) At this point I can't even tell if you're a girl So I ask, what are you? You- Super-sizer, super super-sizer, you're a super-sizer, Oh super-sizer, oh you're a super-sizer, baby Man I'm surprised, there's room for fries Super-sizer, super-sizer, super-sizer (super-sizer) You tell me you want (You want) nine dozen apple pie-i-ies Then you say you want (You want) number one, three and fi-i-ive (You) Just please get going (You) It's just so alarming (You) I couldn't do that (You) You super-sizer You tell me you want (You want) a large order of fri-i-ies Then you say you want (You want) that order super si-i-zed (You) I think you're crazy (You) You're oh-so lazy (You) You're nothing but a (You) Super-sizer You tell me you want (You want) a large order of fri-i-ies Then you say you want (You want) that order super si-i-zed Super-sizer, super super-sizer, you're a super-sizer, Oh super-sizer, oh you're a super-sizer, baby
Views: 320 Abbott Skelding
Emboss It!
 
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Parody of "Bossy" by Kelis (feat. Too $hort) Lyrics- Uh uh... pick the Pantone... Uh uh... pick the Pantone... Uh uh... pick the Pantone... Uh uh... pick the Pantone... Emboss it! Magenta, yellow, cyan and black Working every night until one That's right, stationery isn't that hard And that's right, I'm the one that's picking out the font Emboss it! Comic Sans I sure do hate Can't work quick, won't turn out great That invite type should have class and taste Give that type a little raise, so emboss it! Ooh, don't use those effects, don't use that inner glow (inner glow) No I won't, don't use that drop shadow (drop shadow) Book layouts have the right flow (the right flow, have the perfect flow) Ooh, they call me such an Adobe pro (don't frown) Rock that duotone Making cool outlines with the pen tool, I'm no fool Ooh, got my sketchbook out with colored pencils I scan in all my drawings, it's no problem It's looking awesome Kerning needs adjusting, but the headline's missing something Never use a template, always use the grid Never use a template, always use the grid Emboss it! It looks great when I add clipping masks So psyched when I show you my comp That's right, I chose to use that Avant Garde And that's right, I got "Type Nerd" tattooed on my arm Emboss it! That headline should have more weight Switch from black to 80 grey Something is missing, headline should be great Give that type a little raise, so emboss it! Ooh, (now what? now what?) So you want me to make you a rad brochure? (rad brochure) Let me do some sketching while I brainstorm (I'll brainstorm) Then you ask for it free, send you out the door (out the door) Ooh, I'm thinking, dream of layouts, it's not working Then I ask, "change the format?" Chose my work over my wife, cause I love to design! Ooh, got the Nike logo up on my arm Right next to the Apple logo, cause they're well done Fix every problem Gonna keep you wond'rin why the headline's always bumpy Nothings out of place, I always use the grid Nothings out of place, I always use the grid Emboss it! Use four zero's, you're bound to get black Named my first kid Lorem Ipsum That's right, I made that new sign in your yard No big deal, got it done...wasn't even that hard Emboss it! PNG, don't use JPEG Photoshop pics for my dates On wedding invites, names should stand out great Give that type a little raise, so emboss it! Not 'bout making things look pretty Got a message? I'll say it real clearly Eyeballs, won't hurt 'em I will not use full black, your eyes strainin' I'll make it stand out, I'll dull the background It's contrast girl, I'll take the scale down You want a poster huh? I'll make the coolest one In fact, it's InDesign, you cannot go wrong (swatch!) Menu's open, pick a swatch Add some noise, it looks grand, and I should know, miss! And if you don't understand, it's your loss, miss! Got clients in demand, 'cause I've got it! Won't need refund, you're happy you paid Thanks to this, you'll get biz, isn't that great? Awesome! You ask "How much it cost me?" You can't put a price on this kind of embossin' Emboss it! Yes I made up the side of that truck I drew up the brand new store front That's right, I made all those signs in your yard And that's right, I make all my own rad Christmas cards Emboss it! Come to me, it turns out great Won't get sad when type adds weight Invites look stunning on your wedding day Give that type a little raise, so emboss it! Uh uh... pick the Pantone... Uh uh... pick the Pantone...
Views: 371 Abbott Skelding
Cookie Jar
 
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Parody of "Handlebars" by Flobots Lyrics: Someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar The cookie jar The cookie jar Someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar The cookie jar The cookie jar. Wasnt me, wasnt me The lid is gone and the jars empty Theyre gone And those were peanut butter I think one of them even had frosting Someone took all of the Do-si-dos Someone took the Thin Mints and Samoas There used to be plenty of Oreos Now there are no cookies all together Which one of you guys just took all of them All of the crumbs of the chocolate chip Which one of you is the Cookie Monster Cause is down right un-American Why not go in there and take a look? Which one of you is the cookie crook? Look at the treats you took There is no way that I stole them cause, look: I was sitting there in the living room The living room The living room. And I was over there on the telephone On the telephone On the telephone. Wasnt me, wasnt me How can you think that it was me? A lie! Im just a small girl I was over there with a book to read Why not just go right back to the food store? Ill go right back and read my magazine. Im blaming you cause I saw you take four of the cookies that were filled with cream. Now, Ill go back into the kitchen And Ill make three dozen more because that is my mission Ill make them real sweet and rich and Ill make them real good with melted chocolate. Oatmeal, chocolate and vanilla These all will be saved for the future The fact that theyll be saved is very slim Savor them now cause theyll soon be missing. Someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar The cookie jar The cookie jar Who else stole cookies from the cookie jar? The cookie jar? The cookie jar? Wasnt me, wasnt me This stealing has to stop, I really wanted to eat The treats that were swapped. Ill wake up early And Ill be sure Ill eat my cookies Cause they arent yours After lots of hard work and dedication And I put on the frosting decoration I stared at them all in admiration And I just sat down for relaxation I just made myself a couple dozen And I just sat down in my chair Not even the finest of all magicians Can take these cookies out of thin air I got up real fast for a glass of milk A glass of milk A glass of milk And when I left, I thought I was all alone I was all alone I was all alone And then when I got back- the cookies were gone! The cookies were gone The cookies were gone The cookies were gone The cookies were gone The cookies were gone Someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar The cookie jar The cookie jar Someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar The cookie jar The cookie jar
Views: 3729 Abbott Skelding
Megan Singing
 
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My girlfriend singing on our way to Columbus without knowing I'm recording.
Views: 138 Abbott Skelding
Boulevard of Bad Hygiene
 
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Parody of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day. I'm walking all alone Cause no one dares to come near my B.O. Don't know where I'll go But I smell real bad and I walk alone I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Bad Hygiene I can't go to sleep The smell just keeps me up and I walk alone I need some soap I need some soap I need some soap I need some... My shampoo's gone and everyone can smell me My armpits stink, my face is really greasy Sometimes I wish someone out there will wash me Right now I need some soap Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no Oh no, oh no, oh no I really smell like swine My last bath was at the age of nine And there's a green slime On my feet and in between my toes Think I'm doing fine Till I saw squirrels fall off power lines I think something died I shouldn't be alive and I walk alone I need some soap I need some soap I need some soap I need some... My shadow's gone, it wouldn't walk beside me Just grab the hose and give me a quick cleaning Sometimes I wish someone out there will wash me Right now I need some soap Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no Oh no, oh no I need some soap I need some... I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Bad Hygiene The smell makes you weep It's stained into my clothes and I need some... No body wash will help me be less stinky No brand of soap will help me stop this smell and- Sometimes I wish someone out there will wash me Till then I walk alone...
Views: 759 Abbott Skelding
Applesauce
 
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Parody of "Applause" by Lady Gaga Lyrics: You stand there angry, arms crossed- I ask "What's wrong?" "I'm leaving, you've gone crazy! I'll be staying with my mom!" I sit here watching my TV, while my girl runs far... I think she's just jealous, 'cause my true love comes in a jar This jar of Applesauce, my sauce, my sauce I love this Applesauce, 'cause Love this Applesauce, 'cause she won't leave I can stay here and watch TV Applesauce, my sauce, my sauce No need to see anyone's mom (I think it's true love) I'll play Halo until dawn, dawn (and play real loud!) I'll stay out late and get drunk (maybe I'll fall down) And there she'll be, full of love (then we'll make out!) (Applesauce queen was made for me) There is no doubt (She won't mind when I'm out 'til three) Go out drinking with my buds, buds (Ex-girlfriend Elle, get up and leave) Then she stormed out ("You love a jar, you're so crazy!") She's just jealous of our love, love We will go to the movies or walk down the street Then maybe to a restaurant, pay for only one to eat On weekends, it is game night, she'll watch with my friends and me When they leave, we're alone now...and I'm feeling quite randy I love you Applesauce, my sauce, my sauce I love my Applesauce, 'cause Love my Applesauce, 'cause she loves me Drink so much beer, won't hear a peep Applesauce, my sauce, my sauce Never makes me go and run (I'd rather stay home) Or go shopping for a rug, rug (I like this one!) Never complains 'bout my porn (the Japanese one) Or makes me go clean the tub, tub (Won't rinse it out) (NFL games on the big screen) Not a rebound! (She just sits there and smiles at me) And she gives me the best hugs, hugs (She's just so soft, we get mushy) When we make out (More people, though, think I'm crazy) They hate on us and our love, love Ooh-ooh Love, love Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh Love, love, wow! Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo Ooh-ooh I love my Applesauce, my sauce, my sauce I love my Applesauce, 'cause Love my Applesauce, 'cause she gets me I bought a ring, please marry me! Applesauce, my sauce, my love... I'm standing here in my tux (I feel like I've won) Her dress smells like cinnamon, mon (made my folks proud!) And in nine months, have a son (Half Applesauce spawn) My eyes well up, name him Mott, Mott (love you, no doubt!) (Everyone thinks I've gone crazy) I made a vow (Can't they accept I'm just happy?) Her Granny Smith thinks we rushed! (but my mom's proud!) (Man and his jar living the dream) But there's no doubt (With our half man, half jar fam'ly) Love Applesauce to the core, core Crazy in love, maybe!
Views: 205 Abbott Skelding
FMB Trip to DC
 
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The Falcon Marching Band trip to Washington DC...the 14 hour bus trip that is.
Views: 92 Abbott Skelding
Nose
 
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Parody of "Blow" by Ke$ha Lyrics: -Coughing and wheezing sounds- Damn... Tissues stacked, Vaporub's handy I cough and I wheeze, damn these allergies I need first aid, I need some sleep I'm feeling so gross, I wish I could breathe I'd like to sleep tonight but I fear that I'd drown (My head is poundin') Tonight, it's taking over Someone help me out! Can't breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh! Blow-oh-oh-oh I just can't feel my nose - no-oh-oh! Blow-oh-oh-oh Can't breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh! Blow-oh-oh-oh It's packed up in my nose - no-oh-oh! Blow-oh-oh-oh I can't breathe out my... Guess what? (what?) My boss on the phone He wants to know why I'm stuck up at home Used up tissues cover the floor I'm pretty darn sick I can't take much more Can't feel my face, my nose just won't let any out (Can't breathe out of my...) It's like the Hoover Dam The pressure won't go down Can't breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh! Blow-oh-oh-oh So much snot in my nose - no-oh-oh! Blow-oh-oh-oh Can't breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh! Blow-oh-oh-oh It's like a brick wall in my nose - no-oh-oh! Blow-oh-oh-oh I can't breathe out my... No-no-no, ow my face, ow my face Man, my nostrils bring me pain, while these Tissues fill my hands, All these tissues fill my hands So much pain on my face It's not better, been ten days! Get some Dynamite on hand, Shove some dynamite up there! (It has taken over! I'm sick of it!) Can't breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh! Blow-oh-oh-oh I would like to blow my nose - no-oh-oh! Blow-oh-oh-oh Can't breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh! Blow-oh-oh-oh Can't breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh! Blow-oh-oh-oh I can't breathe out my...
Views: 173 Abbott Skelding
Cookie Jar (Official Recording)
 
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Parody of "Handlebars" by Flobots. Lyrics- "Someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar The cookie jar The cookie jar Someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar The cookie jar The cookie jar." "Wasn't me, wasn't me" "The lid is gone and the jars empty They're gone And those were peanut butter I think one of them even had frosting Someone took all of the Do-si-dos Someone took the Thin Mints and Samoas There used to be plenty of Oreos Now there are no cookies all together Which one of you guys just took all of them All of the crumbs of the chocolate chip Which one of you is the Cookie Monster Cause is down right un-American Why not go in there and take a look? Which one of you is the cookie crook? Look at the treats you took" "There is no way that I stole them cause, look: I was sitting there in the living room The living room The living room." "And I was over there on the telephone On the telephone On the telephone." "Wasn't me, wasn't me How can you think that it was me?" "A lie!" "I'm just a small girl I was over there with a book to read Why not just go right back to the food store? I'll go right back and read my magazine." "I'm blaming you cause I saw you take four of the cookies that were filled with cream. Now, I'll go back into the kitchen And I'll make three dozen more because that is my mission I'll make them real sweet and rich and I'll make them real good with melted chocolate. Oatmeal, chocolate and vanilla These all will be saved for the future The fact that they'll be saved is very slim Savor them now cause they'll soon be missing. Someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar The cookie jar The cookie jar Who else stole cookies from the cookie jar? The cookie jar? The cookie jar?" "Wasn't me, wasn't me" "This stealing has to stop, I really wanted to eat The treats that were swapped." I'll wake up early And I'll be sure I'll eat my cookies Cause they aren't yours After lots of hard work and dedication And I put on the frosting decoration I stared at them all in admiration And I just sat down for relaxation I just made myself a couple dozen And I just sat down in my chair Not even the finest of all magicians Can take these cookies out of thin air I got up real fast for a glass of milk A glass of milk A glass of milk And when I left, I thought I was all alone I was all alone I was all alone And then when I got back- the cookies were gone! The cookies were gone The cookies were gone The cookies were gone The cookies were gone The cookies were gone Someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar The cookie jar The cookie jar Someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar The cookie jar The cookie jar
Views: 2986 Abbott Skelding
They Sing That To Every Girl
 
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Parody of "What Makes You Beautiful" by One Direction. Lyrics: The girl next door, You're so forlorn Plug in iPod when you're out doing cho-o-ores You hear this song and sing along You hear the sound of his voice, think it's lo-o-ove Everyone else in the world, they think it Think that he sings to yo-ou You got posters on your wall, knick-knacks on your shelf You've got your wedding all planned, honeymoon as well You love the boys in the band, but I have to tell... You don't know oh oh They sing that to every girl Eye contact is made live when they sing Won't realize they do that to everybody Right now I'm telling the truth but you won't believe You don't know oh oh They sing that to every girl Oh oh oh They sing that to every girl! [Crazy Girl Fan] You're oh so wrong We both belong Looked in my eyes when he sang me this so-o-ong When they were live Looked in my eyes And right away got inspired to wri-i-ite Everyone else in the world may think it When it's to me, it's tru-ue [Guy Friend] You just breathe hard and hang up when you call his cell Acted the same way with Bieber, N*SYNC as well Just keep this up, you'll end up in a padded cell You don't know oh oh They're singing to every girl Show up at concerts; say "Marry me! I just can't wait for us both to start a family! Feel this connection, don't you!? Come on, let's conceive!" [One Direction Member] No way, woah-oh-oh I sing that to every girl! Oh oh oh We sing that to every girl! Na na na na na na naaaa na na, Na na na na na na. Na na na na na na naaaa na na, Na na na na na na. [Guy Friend] Sorry your dreams are no more, you're all by yourself And that restraining order, it must feel like hell But when there's no one around, I'm the same as well Now you know oh oh Katy Perry's my dream girl! I could dress like Russell Brand, I hear wedding bells Love the color of her hair and the way it smells Found her tissue on the ground, it's now on my shelf You don't know oh oh She could end up as my girl! I just know that she's crazy for me When she sings "Thinking of You", she's thinking of me! But then I woke up one morn, after one great dream* Now I know oh oh She's meant to be my dream girl Oh oh oh She sings to me, I just know! Oh oh oh ...why won't she return my calls?
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Second Base
 
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Parody of "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj Lyrics: This story's about a boy, and his name is Melvin Prep girls and jocks always laughin' at him Always ends up being shunned, thinks he looks so dumb One day, had luck, and it got him love Then there's Jill, she cheers, a short skirt and heels Swimsuit models, they look at her to get her build Her folks, have gold on toilet bowls Has shiny golden hair, she's hot and she knows But it was Melvin's wish, wish -- ask her for a kiss, kiss That is when this whiz, whiz -- asked out this hot chick, chick "You're the kind of girl I am dreaming of I just thought I'd ask, 'cause I think it's love" She said, "Melvin, you're a really nice guy Not these basketball guys that had once caught my eye I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie See a movie Friday night, 'cause you seem really nice, oh Yes he did, yes he did Somebody please tell me just how he did It is not a mirage, he is full of luck Man he sucks, I feel like a schmuck Man you gotta help us, teach us your ways How'd a nerd like you get a cheerleader date!? You're so lucky! boom, bo-boom, boom boom, bo-boom, boom great! Hey, Melvin got a date! Boom, bo-boom, boom Boom, bo-boom, boom great! Got a cheerleader date! Boom, bo-boom, boom Boom, bo-boom, boom great! Hey, Melvin got a date! Boom, bo-boom, boom Boom, bo-boom, boom great! Melvin's cheerleader date! And then on Friday night, in his polo At movie theater, Melvin feeling hopeful And then after the view, took their photo Then he asked her if she wanted fro-yo And so she ordered some chocolate, he got butter pecan They were laughin', smilin', havin' all kinds of fun Found out that she loves comic books, like he loves comic books And he knew that it was love, love, unh "Melvin, been a hell of a night You know I really had some fun, had the time of my life You're so nice", wink of the eye "I still wanna have some fun, and it is only nine, woah!" Yes he did, yes he did And now they both sit in the back of her Benz It is not a mirage, that Melvin's got luck Slipped some tongue, and now her shirts up Now they're all alone at Ol' Lovers Lane Things are heating up, it might go all the way Got to touch her boob, bo-boob, boob Boob, bo-boob, boob great! He got to second base! Boob, bo-boob, boob Boob, bo-boob, boob great! Yeah, he's on second base! Boob, bo-boob, boob Boob, bo-boob, boob great! He got to second base! Boob, bo-boob, boob Boob, bo-boob, boob great! Melvin's on second base! Never thought once in his life he'd have this date No, no, no, no, no cheerleader date No, no, no, no, no freakin' way Hey there buddy Melvin, teach us your ways Now you're in the backseat, on second base!? Got to touch her boob, bo-boob, boob Boob, bo-boob, boob great! Moving past her boob, bo-boob, boob Boob, bo-boob, boob great! Those two in the backseat, without delay Things are heating up, going below her waist Damn you Melvin! Boom, bo-boom, boom Boom, bo-boom, boom great! He's rounding second base Boom, bo-boom, boom Boom, bo-boom, boom great! Sliding into third base! Boom, bo-boom, boom Boom, bo-boom, boom, It could go all the way! Boom, bo-boom, boom Boom, bo-boom, boom, He's running towards home plate!
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Look At All The Cool Stuff That I Can Do With My Telephone
 
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Parody of "Telephone" by Lady Gaga (feat. Beyonce). Lyrics- Hey there, hey there buddy- come here And check out this thing Its got awesome service And it does everything Sure, you're phone can go online And thats alright you see Now I'd like to show you why My phones amazing My phones amazing My phones amazing You will be so jealous cause my phones amazing It plays records On this brand new app I got today And when I must miss school, my phone goes and takes my place It also shows nearby places Where I can take a pee Within a five state radius My phones amazing When callin' "Free Fallin'" Starts to play on the stereo Every contact has their very own ringtone When textin' I'm checkin' Out things that I want to explore By flying airplanes with my very own phone Look at all the cool stuff that I can do with my telephone he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he Amazing! All of this amazing stuff I can do with my telephone he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he This is all that I want, I just sold my home And I'd be lost with no telephone And I think I'm in love Cause it's makin' me grub And I'd be lost with no telephone I can do what I want but I sold my home Just to pay for this new telephone I still go to the club And the ladies just love Me, cause I have this new telephone Lets take another look at my phone Could be used as a hammer Makes me run much faster Even correct my grammar And when I have my phone alone It makes me a good dancer Your phone just has a planner Mine has the cure for cancer I'm not trying to show off I'm just trying to say That maybe you should get rid of that phone paperweight You're mad cause you don't have the best phone in creation It even answers all your calls My phones amazing My phones amazing My phones amazing It answers all the calls you get cause it's amazing When callin' No crawlin' Around to try and find your phone It's in my head and attatched to my earlobe When textin' I'm deft and There's no need to talk anymore I use my hands to talk on my new cell phone Stop callin' Stop callin' You're out of the league of my phone Why don't you leave and go play with your iPhone? Stop bawlin' Stop bawlin' There's no need to cry anymore Here, use this tissue that comes from my cell phone Look at all the cool stuff that I can do with my telephone he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he Amazing! All of this amazing stuff I can do with my telephone he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he Complain all you want, it's covered in chrome And you wish that you had my telephone Could be used as a club And can make me a sub And you wish that you had my telephone Can survive a flood and can make sheep clones And you wish that you had my telephone It can donate my blood And be used in the tub And you wish that you had my telephone My telephone My awesome telephone It can make new cologne And take out student loans And you wish that you had my telephone My telephone My awesome telephone Why don't you just go home? And just leave us alone Cause you wish that you had my telephone
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Please Don't Ever Go Out With Taylor
 
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Parody of "We Will Never Ever Get Back Together" by Taylor Swift Lyrics: I went out with this girl just once, she seemed nice Had curly blonde hair, I liked her laugh, nice eyes We've only been together a few months Then I said we need a break ("What!?") I haven't seen her since that fateful day, then she Shows up on MTV with song to play, 'bout me And then she says I'm really gonna pay, she says- "I hate you, we broke up, I'm sorry, still love you" Oooh I wish I could have seen the signs But oooh, hey guys- I'm warning you, I'm warning you Please don't ever ever ever, don't go out with Taylor! Please don't ever ever ever, don't go out with Taylor! Break her heart, she'll write a song Gets played on MTV So please don't ever ever ever ever, don't go out with Taylor! Yes, never... I heard she went to Starbucks Wednesday night, and she Flashed a smile to server guy named Mike, but he Did not see it, "No connection? Why!?", It's on her new record, that story is track nine Oooh, sure she looks cute, but it's not right But oooh, hey guys- I'm warning you, I'm warning you Please don't ever ever ever, don't go out with Taylor! Please don't ever ever ever, don't go out with Taylor! Don't break up, or you'll end up On Billboard, number three! So please don't ever ever ever ever, don't go out with Taylor! Speed dating, great! Now she will find a good suitor New album in May, June and September! [Pizza Delivery Guy] "Ok, one pepperoni pizza will be $7.50, Miss Swift" [Taylor] "Oh my God, don't you feel this connection? Butterflies in my stomach, I think this is love, will you mar...hey, where are you going? (Noooo!)" Please, you better, better, better, stay away from Taylor! Please, don't ever, ever, ever, for God's sake- don't date her! If you must, don't lose her trust You'll hear it constantly! So please, don't ever ever ever ever, don't go out with Taylor! Please! Oooh, oooh, please don't date Taylor, ple-ease! Oh, you will feel much better! You should walk, she'll start to talk 'Bout weddings on date three! So please, don't ever ever ever ever, don't go out with Taylor!
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Pumpkin Spice Madness
 
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Parody of "Summertime Sadness" by Lana Del Rey Angry crowd sound effect from Fun Sound Tube: http://www.youtube.com/user/FunSoundTube?feature=watch Lyrics- See it everywhere you go Pumpkin Spice Madness It is spreading coast to coast Someone needs to stop this They line up at Starbucks tonight Gotta fill their mugs with the orange delight At the bak'ry, long lines go on for miles Out of stock, it must be that time! In the Fall, you smell it in the air Damn near a riot, a rush, all pushing for a share Autumn time, folks try in the November air It's a disease with no cure! See it everywhere you go Pumpkin Spice Madness! Cookies, coffee, or bread dough It's even on their eggs! They need that pumpkin spice, Pumpkin Spice Madness P-p-Pumpkin spice, Pumpkin Spice Madness Need that pumpkin spice, Pumpkin Spice Madness Oh, oh no It's getting so hectic tonight Muffin price goes up, up to $10.99 People buy groceries at Starbucks, and the like And when those stores close, think there will be a fight! In the Fall, folks rushing everywhere They need that fix, their buzz, they're spending without care Buddy, it's their fire, keep warm in chilly air Surely, it will start a war! Sell their cars to get some more Pumpkin Spice Madness In their lattes, coast to coast They're crazy, they need help! They need that pumpkin spice, Pumpkin Spice Madness P-p-pumpkin spice, Pumpkin Spice Madness Stop this pumpkin spice, Pumpkin Spice Madness Oh, oh no Then the first of December Then this madness is done until next years fight But a new epidemic A more violent one starts at this time, why!? They start their peppermint, Peppermint Madness P-p-peppermint, Peppermint Madness Start that peppermint, Peppermint Madness Oh, oh no At years end, it comes with snow Peppermint Madness Then another starts to grow It really gets much worse! Then starts that gingerbread, Gingerbread Madness G-g-gingerbread, Gingerbread Madness Need that gingerbread, Gingerbread Madness Oh, oh no!
Views: 134 Abbott Skelding
Showin' Off
 
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Parody of "Shake It Off" by Taylor Swift
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You Said Anything
 
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Parody of "I'd Do Anything" by Simple Plan. This spoof is a sequel of sorts to the original song. In 2002, Simple Plan lead singer Pierre Bouvier said that he would do anything to get the girl. Twelve years later, the girl has thought of how exactly he can prove his love. Lyrics: A dozen years, quickly gone by Thought of that song you wrote one time About your love And I've been thinking... So I, I wrote this list...it's in my head With many things to prove what you meant You want my love? You'll have to earn it! Throw some bees right down your pants, then hug a big cactus! Yeah! You said 'anything'! Want to hold me in your arms? If you just wax your back Maybe I could let you hear me laugh You said 'anything'! Why not make out with your shoe Then when you brush your teeth... Maybe then I will wink at you Don't yell at me, you made that tune Now I hope you feel like a fool Tattoo your face Then maybe we'll chat Hey now, list is so long, all these years You want to kiss me? Listen here... You will fear What I have written Find a mean, big biker man, and kick him in the nads And I'll say that you could maybe hold my hand, yeah You said 'anything'! Carve my name into your arm Take out a Craigslist ad Giving away everything you have You said 'anything'! You want me to sleep with you? Try number thirty-three: It involves your nose and hot glue I realize All of these things are cruel Open your eyes Don't try to sleep, 'cause it will scare you! Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha But you said 'anything', it's true! Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-haaaa! You said 'anything'! Boy, you mustn't be that smart Wish you could take it back But right now your love is put to the test You said 'anything'! So that I would sleep with you Want me to sleep with you!? You do!? HA! You said 'anything'! Hear this Miley Cyrus tune That's the final thing But, I can't be that cruel! Almost anything Instead, dye your skin blue You said 'anything'! Let me know, so much you must do!
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I Hate The Mall
 
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Original Song, I DO NOT own the pictures or the rights to them. This was done for entertainment purposes and I hope you enjoy! Lyrics- I hate the mall I hate shoppin' I hate the mall but I can't stop it She wants to go (she wants to go) But I don't want to She gives me the face (then I got to) We're going to the place she loves- the place where it sounds like a techno club I want to go (I want to go) And I'm resistin' too I want to leave cause I have to listen to... (Can I help you?) I hate the mall So bad it hurts How longs it take to try on three shirts? The bad cologne (the bad cologne) and smelly perfume They hurt my head while you're in the dressing room So freakin' bored I want to leave Go right to Spencer's Gifts but you'll find me You'll make me stay until you're through Until then, I just have to listen to... (If you see anything you like, let me know) -Girl working the register- I can't believe Tim wants me to work during Chrissy's party. I mean I can still go, but if you're going to be late there really is not poing in going at all. You know what I mean? It's just so stupid...how can he expect me to work? Excuse me, how many do you have? You have three? Ok, I can take you right here. It's just so stupid cause it's the most important party of the year and I'm going to miss it cause I have to work... Oh my God, would you look at that guy holding that purse? Oh my God, he is so whipped! He's just standing outside of the dressing room waiting for his girlfriend to come out. Look at him, he's just bored out of his mind...what a complete and utter loser... I hate the mall I can't bare it You're buying things and you won't wear them The music sucks (the music sucks) the clothes do too (the clothes do too) Not sure why you like it (I don't get you) I think I should I'll start a club "Boyfriends Against Clothes You Buy in a Techno Club" And guys will join (and guys will join) Both short and tall (both short and tall) And we will shout from the mountains I hate the mall! (Ok, I'll see ya later)
Views: 751 Abbott Skelding
Catfish
 
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Parody of "Cowboy Cassanova" by Carrie Underwood. Lyrics: [Roommate 1] Hey man, you won't believe me I've found a girl who's my dream Her name's Caroline and I met her online And her face is a nine, her bod- thirteen! [Roommate 2] She thinks you're cute; you think it's love!? I'm sorry man, but you're so dumb You say there's no doubt, but you should check her out And I have to avow, I won't budge When you're online, check for catfish posers Cause they're not who they're pretending to be Looks nice, is she son or daughter? She says Caroline, could be Larry! Or she lied about her size Her age or her likes Does she take her teeth out at night? She's your soulmate? Well, you better think twice... You gotta check who's online! [Roommate 1] Sent me a pic of her face I won't believe what you say So you should hold your breath, 'cause I think you're jealous And she'll be my girlfriend—we set our first date And then you'll see with your eyes When she comes here Friday night Then you'll have to believe that you're jealous of me And you're feeling lonely, and you're not her type! [Roommate 2] For the last time, she's a catfish poser Won't like you unless she really likes geeks And you will still call your mother When the lightning storms get too scary You're a three and she's a nine A babe with big...eyes There's no way she thinks you're her knight Pic says 'hottie', but her name's prob'ly Mike I guess we'll see Friday night... [Roommate 1] Meet Car'line Rae—I love her big hazel eyes I love her curvy rear and wavy hair We're going out, we hope you have a good night Enjoy your ev'ning... [Roommate 2] I thought Car'line was a catfish poser But I guess they got the better of me Not sure if girls get much hotter But I saw something he didn't see... She's a hottie in disguise Red dress that's so tight But an Adam's Apple is hard to hide Man my roommate is in for a surprise... That's why I don't date online Oh, your lady might be a guy... Oh, you gotta check who's online
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Spatula
 
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Parody of "Africa" by Toto Lyrics: I hear my gut rumbling at night And I need only one thing, it's a righteous combination Open the fridge, catches my eye This midnight snack can only cure, give me pancakes and bacon I grabbed my old pan and lit the flame But had no tool, pancakes started to burn And they got too crispy Looked in the drawer, but much too late "Boy, oh boy, I know what I must do!" Know I can't go on, continue to burn my food Need something that a simple fork or spoon could never do I'll raid the store for a spatula! The best one I'll buy, I'll make breakfast and try again My roommate came in late that night Acting so careless, coming in drunk Falling down and vomiting This happens nearly every night Since he left the door wide open letting all the bugs in It's just so damn frustrating! With my new tool, plan comes to mind Make him breakfast, one he's sure to love! Give those bugs a swat, add them to the batter too "These pancakes, the "blueberry" kind, I offer them to you!" I'll bring revenge with my spatula! "Go on, take a bite..." Don't mind the wings, "Have one more stack!" "Hurry man, they're getting cold for you" Roommate ate a lot, must think they taste great, but you Won't hear me give my secret out, or why I'm attached to My brand new fly swatter spatula My brand new butt scratcher spatula (I love this thing!) Roommate would hate my new spatula! (He's such a pain!) I'd be so lost with no spatula! Good thing I bought extra spatulas! Pancakes all the time, they're filled with some housefly "pecans"
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When You're Gone
 
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Parody of "Cups" by Anna Kendrick Lyrics: You say you're leaving for work out of town Say you'll be back in seven days And I say, "What's best for your company..." So the house is all mine now, outta my way! When you're gone When you're gone I'll have so much fun when you're gone I'm gonna run and scream and swear I'm gonna lounge in underwear, oh I'll have so much fun when you're gone When you're gone When you're gone Not gonna miss you while you're gone Play all day on my XBox Give all my Facebook friends a stalk, oh I'll have so much fun when you're gone I'll blare my music extra super loud And I'll watch what I want on the tube No more Oprah, no more Ellen No more helping clean the kitchen 'Cause I'll do just whatever I want to! When you're gone When you're gone I'll have so much fun while you're gone Go around town, screech like a hawk I will lit'rally bounce off walls, oh I'll have so much fun when you're gone When you're gone When you're gone You're stuck at work while I have fun! I'm gonna shave off all my hair Then I'll go streaking everywhere, oh I'm not gonna miss you while you're gone When you're gone When you're gone Maybe I'll learn that dumb "Cups" song... I'm having much fun while you work, That doesn't make me a big jerk, no 'Cause you have your fun when I'm gone
Views: 55 Abbott Skelding
Balloon vs. Balloon
 
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I think this is self explanatory.
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The Feast At Mama's Place
 
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Parody of "The Beast of Pirate's Bay" by Voltaire Lyrics: One day last December, I wasn’t feeling well... I wasn’t sick or tired, but I was just hungry as hell My stomach was a-grumblin’ You should have seen my face... Saw a sign that says, "Come Here! Welcome To Mama’s Place!" Ms. Ann “Mama” McGuthrie, came here in ‘63 She came here to this country from a place way overseas Wanted to own a rest’rant And now she does, with priiiide! She’ll overstuff your tummy, food will fill up your insides! Oh, don't you wail and don't you fret and don’t worry a bit The place is always packed, but they’ll find you a place to sit You’ll eat right up then waddle out...no need to eat for daaaayyys Then she says, “Hope you enjoyed! Come back to Mama’s Place!” Now Mama has a challenge, makes folks scream and yell And the poor souls who tried it, they didn’t end up well They all walk home defeated, that huge meal it packs a puuuunch... Chall-en-gers come from far and near... But they’d end up in the dumps! All have failed and don't you know, your chances sure are slim You could just win the lotto and get struck by some lightnin’ At the same time, there is no doubt: you'd better stay awaaaaay! Read the sign that says, "Beware The Feast at Mama’s Place!” Well, sure enough, my good friend Jim, he went to Mama’s Place “Want to see what this challenge is, I know that I’ll do great!” He gave a valiant effort, but I pity that maaaaan Thought he was done! Then he screeeeaaammmmeeddd!!! It’s not a one plate challenge, it’s enough to fill a van! Oh, you’ve been warned, you won’t want to end up like my friend Jim The Feast is nineteen courses, there’s no way that you can win Just get some soup, or steak or trout...enough to get a taaassttee Please don’t try, you can’t prepare! The Feast at Mama’s Place! Well, I thought I’d try it! Despite stories I’d hear I was incred’bly starved, I thought “This doesn’t seem too weird” Ordered The Feast, and everybody waited as she paused... She said “Alright” and then whispered: “You’re just another loss” Oh, I won’t fail because I know that I, for sure, can win! I’ve eaten many platefuls, that this should just be a sinch “She’ll shut you up, you’ll pass right out.” The other folks would saaaayyy I replied, “I will not fear The Feast at Mama’s Place!” The first plate’s coming toward me, and I finish it with ease Along with plates seven and eight, the folks just can’t believe “No one has gotten closer...but there’s still so much to goooo!” I’ve eaten half, then Mama said “Send out more plates, let’s go!” Well, it’s sure tough, my stomach filled with every passing plate The food is so delicious, but I must just chew away I saw Mama give a tiny grin, and she asked “You gonna cry…?” I said “Hell no! Done with Eighteen!”, she yelled “BRING OUT THE PIE!” I gasped and I gulped, as the pie came my way “This is your final portion, you won’t finish...there’s no way.” I grabbed my fork and dug in, then as I started to faaaade... My eyes opened wide, and said “FOR JIM! THE FEAST AT MAMA’S PLACE!” It was so great! Choked it down and slammed my fork and yelled “THIS IS FOR JIM!” Mama stood with amazement, I have done what no one did! Her apron off, a tear fell down...and tossed some keys my waaaay “It’s yours now, I will leave here... The rest’rant’s yours, you’ve earned it, dear!” Read my shirt that says, "I Ate The Feast At Mama’s Place!”
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Thanksgiving Night
 
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Parody of "Love The Way You Lie" by Eminem (feat. Rihanna) Lyrics: I just want one year with no concern The past three years, we had to sit without a bird Family was there with mouths all wide Thanksgiving night, we had to wait for turkey time Thanksgiving story time... I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it looks like You can't use a carving knife on its rough hide I must eat, I haven't eaten since last night Give me a piece of delight, I want a small bite Family has come, drunk while they wait We all have stomach pains, and I hate it, why must we suffer? We should have ate Now the turkey's passed golden brown, and it's looking nasty "You heard of basting?! Now I'm leavin'!" "Wait! Where you going?" "I'm leaving you" "No, you can't!" "I'll be back with a small snack- then I'll eat again" Not to be mean, but then I told my mom- "we should have ate On Thanksgiving is when we need our "crack", the food we crave" But now she's feeling awful, she feels so ashamed They snapped "where's the food?" Guess that they will learn to wait The turkey's burning, no one sees the burning flame I guess we will just have to wait Just gonna stand there and watch it burn Thanksgiving night, and we are stuck without a bird The families here with mouths all wide Thanksgiving night, and now this turkey's way too dry This turkey's too damn dry This turkey's way too dry You ever want some turkey so much you can barely breathe just from thinkin' The meat you could eat for days, AM or the PM Man, it sounds so appealin' Wait a year until you get it There's no way you get sick of looking at it You woke and you're not dreamin' Only a few hours for the bird and you can stuff it in your face like a wedding cake, never finished You put some potatoes there, cornbread's fillin' Wash it down, finished So bored with the moments while you're sittin' And the bird's in the oven and not in your mouth Hoping I won't have to wait another day Cause if my Uncle Lou asks my way-"How was summer break?" "Summer break is over, it's Thanksgiving Break!" Looks like we're waiting till next November Cause she promised. Ha! "This year, we'll eat by eight" You should plan way in advance Give me my Nintendo game Cause we wait again Now the family gets to leave from this "dinner" With no turkey, brings our stomachs pain Just gonna sit here, our tummies hurt Thanksgiving night, and we are stuck without a bird The families here with mouths all wide Thanksgiving night, we wouldn't care if it's too dry We don't care if it's dry The turkey's what we like... Now we're gonna try things, new things, cause it is year three This year is different, won't fall back in the same routine Want it tender, juicy with no dryness And we'll eat by three And when the dinners done, you'll be rewarded Family will come back Let's start the food, stuffing and gravy And our great pumpkin pie is delicious with whipped cream Now we can just relax, watch some Sopranos, play the piano All I know is I'll love all the food around the table Dinner time, you stop the family while they talk Tell them that the food's ready- they won't leave to some wok "Past two years were my fault but this year's Butterball It looks golden crisp, let's have a taste!" We stare with awe. Inside, can't get the knife inside Now tears fill my eyes cause it's filled with ice Thawing is no game, please just take it back Need the food I desire I feel bad cause this year she messed up again "I wonder if Subway is open at this hour? Now who's drivin'...?" Don't know how this day can get much worse Thanksgiving Night, and we are stuck without a bird The families here with mouths all wide Thanksgiving night, and now this turkey's filled with ice Can't get the turkey right Six inch turkey on white
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It Isn't Christmas Yet
 
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Original Lyrics by Abbott Skelding Lyrics: I can see the presents And I can feel the presence Of the Christmastime spirit growing I see the decorations I'd like an explaination Because it isn't even snowing Flashing lights and Christmas trees Are everywhere surrounding me All stare with admiration I do not know why I see this in July In the middle of Santa's vacation (Chorus) Merry Christmas (It isn't Thanksgiving yet) Merry Christmas (It isn't Halloween yet) Merry Christmas (It isn't Labor Day yet) Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!) There is no ice And there is no snow I don't want to hear "White Christmas" anymore I don't need a hat And I don't need a coat But if I hear one more carol, my own chestnuts I will roast We don't need a line Of kids waiting inside The mall to see Santa in the springtime Thanksgiving has November And does anyone remember When Christmas actually started in December? Merry Christmas (It isn't Halloween yet) Merry Christmas (It isn't Labor Day yet) Merry Christmas (It's not even the Fourth yet) Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!) Hey Santa, quite being so greedy The other holidays aren't so damn needy Cupid and the Easter Bunny Are annoyed, this isn't funny New Years Baby and St. Patrick Saying you are gonna get your a** kicked If you don't stop, you're gonna become fat-man jerky By a thousand left out Thanksgiving turkeys! Merry Christmas (It isn't Labor Day yet) Merry Christmas (It's not even the Fourth yet) Merry Christmas (It isn't Valentines Day yet) Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!) Merry Christmas (It isn't Christmas yet, it isn't Christmas yet) Merry Christmas (It isn't Christmas yet, it isn't Christmas yet) Merry Christmas (It isn't Christmas yet, it isn't Christmas yet) Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!)
Views: 89 Abbott Skelding
Black Friday
 
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Parody of "Friday" by Rebecca Black. Lyrics: 'Leven PM, getting pumped for the morning Thanksgiving's done, gotta get prepared Ready for a brawl, time to get physical Wanting everything, so lets get going Line goes on and on, everybody's rushin' The doors open, I get to shop Throwing fisticuffs, let it begin! (begin) Kicking for a TV Punching for a Furby It's eighty percent off Need them right away! Black Friday, Friday Gotta get out of my way Had to get a brand new toaster, when I trampled some kid Friday, Friday It's so cheap, why not pay!? Everybody wants an Xbox, who needs sleeping? Scram-bl-in', scram-bl-in' (MINE!) Tram-pl-in', tram-pl-in' (BUY!) Run, run, run, run! Four more weeks to shop for Christmas Everything is mine, you best stay out of my way Checkin' my list, full of things to buy Run, run, there's only one! Hey! I saw it first! How will I pay for this? Kids don't need college, right? Hey! I'll get this, don't need this... But I want it! Shape-Up's for my dad's feet New car and a big screen Half of all mankind's up- Shopping 'til dawn breaks! Black Friday, Friday New iPad coming my way Everybody's lookin' for one, grabbed the last one, back up! Oh by the way- It's perfectly okay Skip Thanksgiving, must get ready for some shoppin'! Scram-bl-in', scram-bl-in' (MINE!) Mad rushin', mad rushin' (BUY!) Run, run, run, run! Four more weeks to shop for Christmas Turkey Day was Thursday, Thursday Today it is my day, Friday I-I-I'm so excited And slightly frightened I'm gonna raid the mall today Spend all my money away At least I got Angry Birds! You can't pass up on these bargains! J-C Penny's, I'm back! Some grandma gets in my way (outta my way!) On Black Friday!? (No freakin' way!) No walkin' shoppin' (No way) Fast pace, like a train Push Nana to the side (Ahhh!) (C'mon) Runnin' by like a mad rush, don't shop with me! Been up since midnight, done by three Then by five, on Black Friday, I sleep again I think I just won, c'mon, c'mon, y'all Black Friday, Friday Got it all down on Friday Swinging elbows- nothing else rings in the Christmas season Friday, Friday The toy aisle's where I'll stay Don't know why they say it's hard work, it's so easy! Card chargin', card chargin' (BUY!) Hard pushin' and shovin' (NOW!) Run, run, run, run! It's the real spirit of Christmas Black Friday, Friday Thanksgiving's out of my way Stores with eighty percent off price- you can't beat them, beat them Friday, Friday Just get out of my way Bigger question- how can I hide this from the kids? Scram-bl-in', scram-bl-in' (OW!) Trem-bl-in', trem-bl-in' (WHY!?) Run, run, run, run Lookin' forward to next Christmas!
Views: 85 Abbott Skelding
Caught Kissing My Clone
 
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Parody of "Kiss Me Thru the Phone" by Soulja Boy Lyrics- Baby, you know that I love you, can't get enough of you, but I Got to leave on business, sorry but I have to You know that I'll miss you, I can't wait to kiss you And when I'm gone, baby can you watch over my clone? I won't be gone for long Watch over my clone See you when I get home Baby, I know he looks like me, but you know he's not me Thought I could trust you, yeah You got tired of me, you pushed me aside Supposed to be mine, baby, baby I know that you lied, yeah you strayed far away, how could you? When you two are together, my stomach gets weaker I missed you, I missed you, I couldn't wait to see you, now I don't When I walked in the door, I saw both of you Baby, you know that I loved you, no one was above you, but now I feel betrayed, and I'm asking "Babe, how could you?" I cannot begin to, I want to forgive you But I can't right now cause you were caught kissing my clone Just consider me gone Caught kissing my clone I'll leave you two alone Baby, I been thinking lately, I think I forgive you And no I don't hate you, how could I? I love you Take you out in public, that is what I covet I love you, he doesn't- baby come back home I know it sounds corny, ain't nobody better I open my mailbox, I miss you, you sent me a letter How can I forgive you now, cause I can't Got a wedding invite from the two of you Baby, I'm the one to wed you, so baby how could you, cause now He's taken you baby girl and that's an issue He's the one you said yes to, using the same dress too? I cannot move cause my baby just married my clone, The honeymoon's in Rome Just married my clone See you when you get home She loves my clone like Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da She loves my clone like Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da It makes me sick like Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da This is a bummer like Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da I don't think I can take any more of you Baby, you know I still miss you, I still reminisce too, and I Still sleep in the same room like the way we used to I have seen your shiatsu, I have met your kids too I'm devastated cause you had three kids with my clone, I'll see you later on In love with my clone And now I'm all alone
Views: 846 Abbott Skelding
A Different Kind of Dream
 
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Parody of "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry. Music from PunkPrincess01. Lyrics- I think she's pretty Her posters up on my wall I think she's lovely With her, there is nothing wrong I dream about her When I go lay my head down, no doubt! When I get sleepy Usually have some dreams They're kinda boring Just walks along the beach I woke up in the morning Something happened last night, it's not right Something happened just last night Made a mess, from what? Change my pants, they'll have to dry Have to hide, hide this from my mother OMG I think I just had a Teen wet dream It must have turned me on When I sleep Slept some weird way and I must change real fast, Must change my pants stat! My heart dropped Have to change my sheets It's too much What will my parents think? This is real Can't take a chance so I must change my pants, I must change my pants I saw my family At breakfast, took my seat And then my mom said She said she found my sheets "We must talk to you About the birds and bees" I'm freaking! Not sure what happened last night No big deal, just once Won't happen again tonight I will try, I was wrong however... Don't blame me Just cause I'm having those Teen wet dreams Don't know what turns me on When I sleep Must stay awake cause I'm afraid to nap Too nervous to nap My heart drops When I wear khakis Feel so dumb When there is a strong breeze This ordeal Has made me mad cause I must change my pants When I'm done with naps Something gets my heart racing Makes me have those dreams They happen most every night Tried to think of other things To not have those dreams But it happens every night Noooooo! When I sleep I just keep having those Teen wet dream Don't know what brings them on Rarely sleep But when I do the Friction comes right back I must change my pants (Noooooo!) Make it stop! No longer fun for me It's too much They're causing bad chafing This ordeal Has made me mad cause I must change my pants When I'm done with naps Something gets my heart racing Makes me have those dreams They happen most every night Tried to think of other things To not have those dreams But it happens every night
Views: 490 Abbott Skelding
Chick Flick
 
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Parody of "Love Song" by Sara Bareilles Lyrics by Matthias, sung by Abbott Skelding.
Views: 510 Abbott Skelding
Don't Love You Anymore
 
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Parody of "Good Morning, Baltimore" from Hairspray. Music from mlewoods. Lyrics- Oh, Oh, Oh Woke up today Feeling some way I never do Oh, Oh, Oh Sit on the couch and grab the remote Then I see her note That she has left town I'm bringing her down This is the message I'm afraid of Oh, Oh, Oh Saying she has lost her smiles and she fell out of love "Don't love you anymore I feel left out and feel ignored I must have been drunk or crazy To believe that you did love me Don't love you anymore And tonight I will storm out that door You're gonna wake up and you'll be No longer with me" Oh, Oh, Oh This isn't fair, I was unaware she felt this way Oh, Oh, Oh She took my weeks pay and radio Then she had to go She was oh so sweet Now I'm incomplete Did all but say "Now I bid you adieu" So, Oh, Oh Now that she's gone, I am stuck with this heart-shaped tattoo "Don't love you anymore Just so you know, you're my last resort You're a bum and you think you're cool You didn't even complete high school Don't love you anymore And tonight I will storm out that door You're gonna wake up and you'll be No longer with me" I know I'm in debt, I know I've done wrong I shouldn't have done it with her mom Had thirty-six parties, threw up in her bed Didn't have to leave me, yell at me instead (Yell at me instead) So, Oh, Oh Please, one more chance Cause I have that romance like a movie star Oh, Oh, Oh I know that I really can improve Your sister approves "My mom told me so I just said "Let it go" I guess that she was right all along So, Oh, Oh don't make me waste one more moment We're better apart.. Don't love you I hate you It's just a waste, we're better apart Don't love you anymore I feel left out and feel ignored I must have been drunk or crazy To believe that you did love me Don't love you anymore And tonight I will storm out that door You're gonna wake up and you'll be you'll wake up and you'll be... No longer with me! No longer with me! No longer with me!"
Views: 1100 Abbott Skelding
I've Heard of Star Wars
 
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May the Fourth be with you! Parody of "We R Who We R" by Ke$ha -Lyrics- They're in outer space They're all trav'ling at a lightyears pace I know it starts with Episode One It can't start with four, that'd be too dumb And there's some Force, who knows? Some guy in a vest named Han Solo Hey, he looks like Indiana Jones Who named that thing C-3PO? They all want to be jedi's There's a light and a dark side Intro has some scrolling type... Attack of the Clones? (Who knows?) That guy in black is Dar-ar-ar-ar-ar-arth He sounds like Mufasa-a-a-a-a-a Some know it all by heart-ar-ar-ar-ar-art I've heard of it before I've heard of Star Wars Chewbacca must be dumb-um-um-um-um-umb Real words, has not said one-one-one-one-one-one Yet still carries a gun-un-un-un-un-un! A dog not on all fours! I've heard of Star Wars Yoda, little one I just know he speaks in backward talk It's really hard to take him serious "Or fortune cookie, I'm Confucius" And R2D2 He's a trash can with projector too Then he makes a noise, must always cuss He gets beeped out, on ev'ry line (F***!) Leia must be cold as ice Wears those earmuffs all the time Jar Jar Binks, my fav'rite guy! "You're so ru-u-ude" (He rules!) There's some guy named Ackbar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar Looks like a big lobster-er-er-er-er-er He flies among the star-ar-ar-ar-ar-ars "It's a trap!"...always warns I've heard of Star Wars It also has this song-ong-ong-ong-ong-ong By the band Cantina-a-a-a-a-a It is now my ringtone-oh-oh-oh-oh-one From Family Guy before Stolen by Star Wars! Jabba, what's a Hutt? Boba, what's a Fett? Scotty, beam me up! Where's that Mr. Spock? They use glow-sticks to brawl-awl-awl-awl-awl-awl Don't seem useful at all-ah-ah-ah-ah-all Aliens and robot-ot-ot-ot-ot-ots The droids you're looking for Might be in Star Wars So Luke yells out when Dar-ar-ar-ar-ar-arth Says "Luke, I am your fa-a-a-a-a-ther" But Luke's name isn't Va-a-a-a-a-der Sounds like a Maury show I've heard of Star Wars...
Views: 160 Abbott Skelding
Que está en el baño?
 
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Parody of "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga. Music by LadyGagaMusicDaily. Lyrics- I went out on this date And I felt a little queasy But there was a sign on the bathroom door­- "Ocupado" She takes my hand While we're talking And we're waiting for our food wait for our food At this restaurant Called "El Diablo" Don't know if I'll survive dinner What to do!? Plate comes in, I said "Oh boy" Food from Mexico Bad choice Should have thought this whole thing through And there's bad news... Don't feel the same It's not a game Ocupado Why pick this place? I hate this place Bad tacos Don't wanna sit I have to run Sorry the date must end, hon In any case Still I exclaim- Bastardo! Ocupado Ocupado I cried when el baño estaba en uso Ocupado Ocupado ¿por qué es el baño por qué ocupado? Sir! Please, just let me go You bastardo! Just let me go It's a problem Go to my lady And I act like nothing's bad I can't act mad Feel those flames burn Deep inside me Keep the bathroom door in sight If it gets too bad Trying not to look annoyed I just have to go Destroy Like a bomb with a short fuse No time to schmooze It's such a shame Who's in my place? Ocupado I'm sorry babe I have to blame Burritos Can barely sit I have to run I'll bust the door down, bud! Don't know your name You're in my place Bastardo! Ocupado Ocupado I cried when el baño estaba en uso Ocupado Ocupado ¿por qué es el baño por qué ocupado? Those spicy beans And melted cheese Ocupado Don't feel the same The food's to blame Ocupado I hate this place One toilet space!? Ocupado Salsa and chips they're way too much Let me go! I feel inflamed So I exclaim- Abierto! The big fish tank I will deface Let me go! I'll use the sink Just please unlatch Just open, it won't take long! In so much pain I can't constrain Por favor! Ocupado Ocupado Sir, please abierto I must really let go! Ocupado Ocupado I cried when el baño estaba en uso Sir, if you're sane Please help my pain Abierto Tears down my face Dancing in place Bastardo! Please let me sit It's way too much I will give you a thousand bucks In so much pain I can't constrain Problemo! Alivio!
Views: 186 Abbott Skelding
Zombies!
 
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Parody of "Zombie" by The Cranberries. Zombie groan and newscast sound effects from FreeSound.org Lyrics: Another scary movie Last October ev'ning So much violence, house is silent I'm sitting here shakin' I can't see, please help me, scary night- Halloween!. In my head, I feel dread...something's happ'ning The house shakes, I hear moans I see bones, then I run "In my head, in my head...this ain't happ'ning!" Want my head, want my head, Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Brains! Brains! They want my head, I'm so dead! Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Oh God! Oh no! Into my house they break in Heart they're wanting also First was dozens, now there's hundreds Wanting what they're after Man their skin's so-o green, been dead since '17 Grabbed my hand, I'm so dead! No use fighting With their teeth, bite my arm Now I'm done, cause I'm one Find a head, need a head...cause I'm starving! People fled! "Living dead! Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Run! Run!" We want your head Want your head! "Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! Oh God! Oh no!"
Views: 212 Abbott Skelding
Snowball's Revenge
 
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Parody of "Hello Kitty" by Avril Lavigne Lyrics: [Owner] Meet my kitty, she's named Snowball Isn't she so pretty? Isn't she so pretty? The love of my life I got my Snowball at the age of nine She's my snookum-wookum, SHE'S SO FLUFFY! Have lots of tea parties In her white dress and her little bonnet And I know she's crazy for me! At night we alway cuddle We couldn't be apart 'cause I love her Come on, let's take one more selfie! It's time for her bath now You can tell how she just wants to laugh now Man my kitty's the cutest thing Love my Kitty Kitty Snowball's pretty pretty Sleep time Kitty Kitty Lay with me Night night Kitty Kitty Sleep tight silly silly Love you Kitty Kitty And sweet dreams! [Snowball] Please someone, just kill me! Someone help me, please set me free Snowball, really? My name's Vinny She thinks I'm sweet? I guess we'll see... How she likes to be the kitty! [Owner] Woke up, something itches On my ear, it's a computer chip!? I think Snowball has gone crazy! She's got a controller Makes me do all her things, without error She's forcing my tongue to clean me! [Vinny] Come now Kitty Kitty Here's some mice for eatin' And a box of litter For your pee! Here's a puppy, puppy Best get running, running Try and scurry, scurry Up that tree! C-C-Come now, Fluffy! You're my kitty, let's have some tea Hey there Fluffy, you're so lovely Sweater's itchy, but it's funny What's wrong kitty? Don't you love me? Looks like you've got your first hairball C-c-cough p'tooey! Come drink milk out of this saucer Mm-mm-mm-mm yummy! Play with this yarn for me! Now pose in this pic with me! I hope that you fin'lly see All the crap you've done to me! Me-OW! Think you're witty? It's a pity Nine lives, plenty. You'll stay with me Until you are way passed eighty! Stop your whining, you big pussy! ["Fluffy"] Please stop Kitty Kitty I'm so sorry sorry You're a kitty kitty Forgive me! Someone help me, help me Think my kitty, kitty's Tryn'ta kill me, kill me Please help me! I'm not Fluffy Someone help me!
Views: 33 Abbott Skelding

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